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crabbygenius ([personal profile] crabbygenius) wrote in [community profile] discedo2012-08-02 03:45 pm

[Video]

[When the video pops on, Washu is sitting at her desk in her office at the hospital. Don't mind the clutter. She's still reorganizing.]

Alright, listen up. I have a few things to say. First, as everyone may now know, the chip location has been revealed by one of our lovely scientists. One of the ones not trying to kill us. Because of the delicate placement, I really need to ask everyone not to try and remove it themselves. Please come to the hospital and located a medical professional better equipped for extraction.

Unless you want to be deaf~. Then by all means, go for it. I just want to be able to watch and laugh at your stupidity~.

Second~. If anyone sees a statue that looks like an angel covering its eyes with its hands, please run away and let everyone know.

Now~ For my last point before everyone decides to ask. Yes, I will do chip removals. IF you are interesting enough.

france: (♣ ⇶ [ CURIOUS ] live the life)

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[personal profile] france 2012-08-05 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yeeeeearugh there's a microchip in his ear?! That's disgusting. That's like... that's worse than a cockroach crawling inside there. France has been at war with technology for a little while now, and as he receives the message from the pink haired woman, he feels nauseous, eyes wincing slightly.

He doesn't hear the part about the angels, too fixated on the fact there's something in his ears. When she mentions she can do the extraction, he breathes a sigh of relief, though opens up a video feed anyway.
]

I hope this measure of interest is not compared to your measure of interest, ma chérie, as it would be difficult to be as intriguing as you are. [ The questions about the chip will come in a minute, first he has to examine the screen. ] Especially your hair. Do you do the dying yourself, or do you go to a salon for it? All of the pink hair I have seen has been so dead, but yours seems very alive and well. I am très curieux.

[ Oh right, the chip. Fashion and hair advice later. ] I am sure you will be very busy in the upcoming days, but I must ask about what will happen after this chip is removed? I have heard from another it strips us of all unusual abilities, but I have not heard the repercussions of removing such a device.
france: (♥ ⇶ [ FLIRT ] touchscreen tv shows)

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[personal profile] france 2012-08-08 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh but how he tries. ]

Kierkegaard non, c'est impossible! It is so beautiful, and so unique! There must be many requests for you to do commercials, non? [ Oho, France will gladly see this flirting and raise you a leer. ] Je pense que I would like that very much, ma chérie. If only I had a camera to capture your elegance.

[ Actually now he doesn't really care about the chip removal thing. Flirting with cute pink haired girls > getting his silly immortality and nation status back. Definitely. He nods at her. ]

Je vois. So you are as beautiful as a model and as smart as a doctor as well? Aaa, but you must have a lot of people wanting a date from you, ma belle.

[ He will never change. Never. ]