[Video]

[crabbygenius]

[When the video pops on, Washu is sitting at her desk in her office at the hospital. Don't mind the clutter. She's still reorganizing.]

Alright, listen up. I have a few things to say. First, as everyone may now know, the chip location has been revealed by one of our lovely scientists. One of the ones not trying to kill us. Because of the delicate placement, I really need to ask everyone not to try and remove it themselves. Please come to the hospital and located a medical professional better equipped for extraction.

Unless you want to be deaf~. Then by all means, go for it. I just want to be able to watch and laugh at your stupidity~.

Second~. If anyone sees a statue that looks like an angel covering its eyes with its hands, please run away and let everyone know.

Now~ For my last point before everyone decides to ask. Yes, I will do chip removals. IF you are interesting enough.

Comments

[crabbygenius]

[She frowns a little. Washu recognizes that name from Japanese Mythology.]

Amaterasu? Are you referring to the Shinto Goddess of the sun?

[Congrats, you have her full attention.]

[playwitchu]

Yes, that is the one I am referring to. She is my mother. She needs her chip out as soon as she can. She is too weak and keeps on getting hurt in her current state.

[crabbygenius]

Then I would say that qualifies as interesting enough. Have her contact me and we will arrange something.

[playwitchu]

That makes me happy. [A idle hand reaches up to rub at her forehead. She frowns a little and shakes her head.]

She can't speak like we do. She is currently stuck in the form of a white wolf with red stripes and a ring of fire. But I will tell her to try and contact you.

[crabbygenius]

[Washu can be sympathetic when she wants to be or there's a reason to be.]

Why don't the both of you just come to my office. I'm sure we can figure out a way to communicate.

[playwitchu]

[Sai is still very weary of Washu and shakes her head.]

You are in a bad place. Just watch Momma closely and you can understand what she is saying.

[She doesn't have time....] Perhaps another place can work.

[crabbygenius]

[She raises her eyebrow slightly.]

Or.. I can come to you and have Ryo-Ohki translate. Name the place and I'll come talk to the both of you.

[playwitchu]

[Hospitals = The worst hellish place in all the known universes. Didn't you know that, Washu?]

.... We both live in the apartments..... Latamir apartments. [Please excuse her as the name escapes her memory of what apartment building she lives in.]

[crabbygenius]

[Apparently she never got that particular memo.]

Then I'll come find you. When would be the best time to visit?

[playwitchu]

[This should be fixed. Sai goes to let out a small sigh and rub at her temple.]

Before 4 days are up.

[crabbygenius]

[Good luck.]

Why four days?

[playwitchu]

[CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!]

Just do it before 4 days.

[LOL NOPE! Not telling the crazy scary lady who might lock her up in a cage. NOOOOPE!]

[crabbygenius]

Then how about I visit right now. Finding you won't be that hard.

[She wouldn't lock her in a cage~. Just a forcefield box untile she's done. That's if she's uncooperative. Otherwise, no cage~.]

[playwitchu]

Ah! [Okay, that caught her by surprise and really.... Wow uhhhhh...]

That should work..... What do you mean by that?

[OH HELL NO! THIS JUST PROVE SAI POINT ABOUT WASHU BEING A CREEPY SCARY LADY!]

[crabbygenius]

Simple~. I have a program I wrote that allows me to use your device's broadcasting signal to triangulate your location by tracking your communicator.

[.. She's not creepy. She's intelligent.]

[playwitchu]

[DUUUUUDE! THAT IS BEING A CREEPER!

.... That isn't making me feel any better....

[crabbygenius]

[.. It's called being -intelligent-.]

...I don't use the program unless I need to go meet someone.

[playwitchu]

[CREEEEEEEEEPER!

That is still not good....

[crabbygenius]

[GENIUS.]

It's faster than walking over and knocking on every door until I find you.

[playwitchu]

[CREEPER!]

It wouldn't taken you long.... [BE A NORMAL PERSON WASHU! NORMALITY IS GOOD!]

[crabbygenius]

[You're just jealous of her genius.]

And here I thought you wanted me to find you quickly~. It really isn't a big issue. But, if you want me to talk, fine.

I'll be there soon.

[Normal isn't fun. But~. If it gets her what she wants, fine, she'll humor her.]

[playwitchu]

[Nope, not a single ping of jealousy can be sensed.]

I do.... But do it normally. We live [insert room in Latamir].

[Normal is plenty of fun and not freaky.]

[crabbygenius]

Fine fine~. I'll be there soon.

[Aaand she's off. A WHILE LATER, a lot long then if she would have done it her way, she's knocking on the door.]