[Video]

[crabbygenius]

[When the video pops on, Washu is sitting at her desk in her office at the hospital. Don't mind the clutter. She's still reorganizing.]

Alright, listen up. I have a few things to say. First, as everyone may now know, the chip location has been revealed by one of our lovely scientists. One of the ones not trying to kill us. Because of the delicate placement, I really need to ask everyone not to try and remove it themselves. Please come to the hospital and located a medical professional better equipped for extraction.

Unless you want to be deaf~. Then by all means, go for it. I just want to be able to watch and laugh at your stupidity~.

Second~. If anyone sees a statue that looks like an angel covering its eyes with its hands, please run away and let everyone know.

Now~ For my last point before everyone decides to ask. Yes, I will do chip removals. IF you are interesting enough.

Comments

[playwitchu]

Ah! [Okay, that caught her by surprise and really.... Wow uhhhhh...]

That should work..... What do you mean by that?

[OH HELL NO! THIS JUST PROVE SAI POINT ABOUT WASHU BEING A CREEPY SCARY LADY!]

[crabbygenius]

Simple~. I have a program I wrote that allows me to use your device's broadcasting signal to triangulate your location by tracking your communicator.

[.. She's not creepy. She's intelligent.]

[playwitchu]

[DUUUUUDE! THAT IS BEING A CREEPER!

.... That isn't making me feel any better....

[crabbygenius]

[.. It's called being -intelligent-.]

...I don't use the program unless I need to go meet someone.

[playwitchu]

[CREEEEEEEEEPER!

That is still not good....

[crabbygenius]

[GENIUS.]

It's faster than walking over and knocking on every door until I find you.

[playwitchu]

[CREEPER!]

It wouldn't taken you long.... [BE A NORMAL PERSON WASHU! NORMALITY IS GOOD!]

[crabbygenius]

[You're just jealous of her genius.]

And here I thought you wanted me to find you quickly~. It really isn't a big issue. But, if you want me to talk, fine.

I'll be there soon.

[Normal isn't fun. But~. If it gets her what she wants, fine, she'll humor her.]

[playwitchu]

[Nope, not a single ping of jealousy can be sensed.]

I do.... But do it normally. We live [insert room in Latamir].

[Normal is plenty of fun and not freaky.]

[crabbygenius]

Fine fine~. I'll be there soon.

[Aaand she's off. A WHILE LATER, a lot long then if she would have done it her way, she's knocking on the door.]