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02 ❝second cut; chip removal [japanese]
[ AUDIO/VIDEO/TEXT ]
[ The communicator clicks on. Immediately the sound of dripping, a hollow sort of clawing and then a loud splash crackles through the speakers. ]
No, I don't want to record, how do I- can't turn this off, where's the button for this... shit, this is embarrassing. Ah, whatever. [ Suigetsu has had no shame for the majority of his life anyway, why start feeling sheepish now? It's clear, however, that the communicator is half-submerged in water held in what appears to be a bathtub. It's why the audio is muffled, why the video is bubbly and obscure.
He tries to gather his liquid form up, managing a head and shoulders, but his skin is oozing and he drops right back down again. The most he can handle at the moment is getting his chin above the surface, hair fanning out around him. ]
Fuck this!
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[ ACTION ]
Sasukeee...?
[ For anyone in 1113 in Dissimulo, Suigetsu might need some help. He's feeling kind of hungry and a lot bored. He doesn't mind whining like a little bitch about his condition, especially to his teammate. There's a long pause before he decides to try him again. ]
Sasuke, answer me, I know you're out there! You can't avoid me forever!
[ He splashes around for a bit, mouth submerged so he can blow tiny, angry bubbles. Then he resorts to more indirect methods. Soon, he may explore the pipes, but for now, he settles into his porcelain basin. ]
Cliiiiiiive?
[ The communicator clicks on. Immediately the sound of dripping, a hollow sort of clawing and then a loud splash crackles through the speakers. ]
No, I don't want to record, how do I- can't turn this off, where's the button for this... shit, this is embarrassing. Ah, whatever. [ Suigetsu has had no shame for the majority of his life anyway, why start feeling sheepish now? It's clear, however, that the communicator is half-submerged in water held in what appears to be a bathtub. It's why the audio is muffled, why the video is bubbly and obscure.
He tries to gather his liquid form up, managing a head and shoulders, but his skin is oozing and he drops right back down again. The most he can handle at the moment is getting his chin above the surface, hair fanning out around him. ]
Fuck this!
---
[ ACTION ]
Sasukeee...?
[ For anyone in 1113 in Dissimulo, Suigetsu might need some help. He's feeling kind of hungry and a lot bored. He doesn't mind whining like a little bitch about his condition, especially to his teammate. There's a long pause before he decides to try him again. ]
Sasuke, answer me, I know you're out there! You can't avoid me forever!
[ He splashes around for a bit, mouth submerged so he can blow tiny, angry bubbles. Then he resorts to more indirect methods. Soon, he may explore the pipes, but for now, he settles into his porcelain basin. ]
Cliiiiiiive?
text;;
He manages to prop the communicator up to stab at the touch screen with the fingers he can muster enough strength to form. ]
ueah im totally fuckign fine this is the greatest
got my chip out cause apparently tey thougt it was fun to fuck with me
im gonna kill a bitcj
video;; ↝ text;;
Maybe when Suigetsu stops turning into a puddle. It looks pretty uncomfortable. ]
I did not know when one removes their chip that they turn to water. Do you need anyone to come and help you, perhaps to cook for you? [ And to force French down your throat, naturally. ] I think I have heard this will not last very long, though. At least you can take solace in that, no?
video;; ↝ text;;
Not everyone turns into a puddle, I think the water-thing is just me.
Latent powers and blah blah useless shit you don't need to know, so I'll spare you the explanation.
Good to know it doesn't last long though, this is driving me up the fucking wall.
[ Suigetsu raises an eyebrow, universal body language for 'what in the hell...' and tilts his head. ]
Wow, you'd really come all the way here to cook? For me of all people?
Man... well, I guess it depends on where you are right now, I'd say. I'm in Dissimulo.