≈ first breath; voice

[hammerkinds]

[Static starts across the voice feed, followed by some mumbling. It seems someone accidentally clicked it on while they were fiddling with the device.]

Dude, do you remember alchemizing these? I don't remember anything like this in my sylladex... Man, speaking of, where is my sylladex?

Why are you asking me? My sylladex launched my sword into the closest tree it could find. Do you know how much of a pain in the ass it was to yank it out with a broken foot? Thanks by the way. I really wanted my toes to get touchy with your hammer. You don't even know. I'm going to get some heinous infection all up in this shit and you're going to have to amputate my foot to save my life or something. Except I refuse, but then we'll get attacked by a swarm of who the fuck even knows and tragically take them down, going down with them. You'll weep over my bloodied corpse. Why Dave? How could you leave me? You were the only bro I could have ever had such a rad bromance with. Now I have nothing. Sweet delicious tears. [Yeah, Dave has no idea where he's going with this too.]

[There's a snort and laughter from the other voice, and even without seeing it's pretty obvious someone is rolling their eyes.]

That didn't even make sense, Dave! But I guess I am sorry that the princess got his foot broken by a hammer that is not even that heavy. Can you ever forgive me?

I take offense to that. How dare you not keep my fragile, maiden tendencies to heart. I have a very delicate complexion going on. But I'll forgive you because I love you. Seriously though, where the fuck are we? I'm two years too early to be wherever we're supposed to be. Fuck if I know. Everything is kind of vague and I think I stopped giving a shit or two since nearly being a victim of trashy novels involving foursomes.

[There's a rustle of fabric. Dave had plopped down next to John, even if you can't see it.] What are you doing?

I am trying to figure out how this thing works. And I am pretty sure I am three years too early to be at the new session. Jade said it would take that long and I just sent you guys that letter. And isn't it kinda weird that we are the only ones here?

[There's more rustling as John fiddles with the functions, turning the communicator over in his hand.] Whoa! I think this thing is on.

Oh my god. You didn't get to see Karkat freak out. It was like the most embarrassing thing. You literally nailed him in the face and he had some major mental breakdown and everything.

Oh shit really? Ok. That's cool I guess. Ask someone where we are. Also if they have a can opener.

Haha, oh man, really? That sounds like something worth seeing! Ok, ok, uhh... Hello? Can anyone hear us? [He's not going to ask your dumb question about the can opener, Dave.]

[ooc| john is in blue, dave is in red!]

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Action of Course

[knightime]

You got something against can openers, John? Is that it? Discrimination against can openers is a felony in some places. Better check yourself before you wreck yourself, dude.

The Po-po are will be on your ass in no time.

Come on, I don't know what I'm supposed to do with this fucking can now. I don't even know why I have it. I don't know why you have Con-Air on you. Was it seriously that important that you had to have it on you at all times?

[Voice]

[makesfearstrue]

What signs do you see?

action always

[hammerkinds]

Yeah, dude, I hate can openers. I thought you knew that. [Eyeroll goes here.] But seriously, it kind of didn't seem like the time to ask about it. If it will make you feel better I will ask the first person I see that isn't you.

[He shrugs!!]

Where did you even get that can? Did you have it in your sylladex or something? I had Con Air in mine...

[Voice]

[hammerkinds]

Oh! I guess there are other people here after all? I think we are in a park or... I think it might have been a park?

[Voice]

[knightime]

I saw a lot of tombestones. Does that count as a sign? [Ever so helpful.]

I guess that means we might be near a graveyard. I'm not willing to find out personally though.

[knightime]

No, it doesn't make me feel better. [Bluh!] I guess we should figure out where we are though and ollie outtie as soon as possible. Except if there's anything I've learned since being tossed into a shitty video game, the chances of getting out of anywhere is so low that I might as well be six feet under.

Can Town, dude. It was a glorious city. I guess I had this in my sylladex and forgot about it.

[hammerkinds]

I wonder if maybe we did get to the new session earlier than expected, but everyone else is missing. Do you think they are ok too?

[You know, aside from Dave having a two-handed hammer dropped on his foot. He's technically fine anyway.]

Can Town?? Is that something the trolls had?

[Voice]

[makesfearstrue]

Stay there.

[There's the sound of a motorcycle starting up and zooming out. Your rescue is on its way.]

[knightime]

I highly doubt it. Aren't we supposed to be entering their session? This ain't no Skaia or Land of insert something insightful about us here. I think we got nabbed.

[Hey, he doesn't have his god tier immortality right now, jack ass.]

It's a town. Made of cans. I don't know how blunt I have to get for you to understand that. Terezi, the Mayor, and I made it out of cans sitting around the meteor. For a meteor that has a crapton of nifty shit, it sure got boring pretty quickly.

[hammerkinds]

I guess, but who would nab us? That seems really dumb, and I don't think that we could have taken a wrong turn with the ship.

[Neither does he but you don't see him complaining. He leans down to pick up his hammer where he'd left it on the ground, hefting it easily to one shoulder and looks around.] This place kinda looks destroyed, Dave.

[He's just going to brush off that quip.]

You really must have been bored if you were playing with cans, haha.

[Voice]

[hammerkinds]

Um, ok?

[He looks over at Dave.]

[video]

[bauhinia]

I've gotta can opener.

[ Priorities. ]

audio

[gochuugoku]

[Since when was there a soap opera channel on the comm?]

What is a sylladex?

[Voice]

[knightime]

I'm cool with sticking around. We won't be hard to miss. We're basically two kids in blue and red pajamas.

Egderp here has the most obnoxious blue hoodie that could ever exist and I got a badass, red cape. Not hard to miss at all.

[He shrugs at John.]

[video]

[knightime]

[You're speaking his language. These are the best priorities.]

I think I can marry you and not regret it at all. I'll have to divorce this guy first, but he doesn't understand the importance of having a can opener apparently.

audio

[knightime]

What? How can someone not know what a sylladex is? How do you carry all your shit around? I mean, if you say in your arms, than you seriously need to get with the technology. It's ten times more convenient to have a sylladex to carry all your crap.

I wouldn't be able to carry the mass amounts of shitty swords I usually have, plus my timetables, plus all my swag suits. Seriously. A life without a sylladex is a pretty sad life.

[video]

[bauhinia]

Well, if he doesn't get it, he's obviously gonna have to get the boot, yeah? [ He will roll with literally anything you throw at him, go for it. ]

[Voice]-->[Action] *Enil-John-Dave sound ok?*

[makesfearstrue]

[Bet she can make a better outfit than you two.]

Understood.

[And her feed ends. About ten minutes later, there's a motorcycle coming up near the boys with the blue haired lieutenant at the wheel. Looks like your ride's here.]

audio

[gochuugoku]

It sounds like a bag of some sort. And of course I do not carry everything with my arms.

[crabbygenius]

Session? Where ever you think you're going, this isn't it.

voice

[sundancer]

[There's only a noise expressing confusion on the other end.]

???

1/idk yeah prepare your inboxes

[legality]

[ oh what's that mumbling?? that incredibly familiar mumbling? ]

[legality]

[ obviously, if terezi shakes her communicator, the sounds will come out clearer. shake, shake, shake. ]

[legality]

[ ...Or she could just hit replay. That's always an option. A less fun option, but an option nonetheless. ]

[legality]

[ Yup. That's definitely Dave. And John. Oh man. ]