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Can't be tamed! // 4th Wall [Video &/or Action]

[You know normal people when things get them down drink, carouse, carry on, lock themselves in a tower and cry for ten years... Okay well maybe not "normal" but people other than Marco do that. Marco on the other hand, grabs a piece of chalk and makes a hopscotch set out in the middle of the most open non-plant infested piece of pavement he can find. And then of course he shows off, because when you can fly and do backflips like nothing, hopscotch is really easy.]

Oi oi, for the life of me I can't remember if there's a rhyme that goes with this, eh?

[Yes, completely showing off with a few backflips.] Anyway, someone want to come play with me?

[Feel free to mock him, yell at him for showing off, try to push him over... you know whatever.]

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No. Fuck you. You can't win me over with that quote or speech. Just... how dare you? Are you seriously going to be this selfish man?

I meant every word I said. I've been through hell here cut off from my family, losing everyone important one by one by one, and that's how it's going to be back home. My family, my crew, the islands. But at least they're all going out kicking and screaming and trying to stay by my side. You're trying to make death some nice pretty statement that it's not. Fuck off Silvers.

Just fuck off.

[MARCO IS OUTTIE. Like literally cold shoulder and leaving his own bar to either go back to angry hopscotch or fucking cry on a rooftop. He hates you and you're no longer friends. :<]

Marco. [ facepalm. just. sighs and follows, because ray is gonna tackle that birdie before he gets to far. ]

Marco. Look at me, you're not allowed crying tonight. That's my job. [ ....che. ] Promise me that'll you'll be there when I die of natural causes. [ damn it marco. now he's gonna stay alive. to annoy you. ] I'll not go die in a blaze of glory and secretly hate the bastard because you just did what I would've told him. [ leans on and just pins there. ]

Look. I said it's going to pass. At least this time I didn't ask you to cut me, did I? [ trying to poke fun at himself. ]

[Snarls at first.] No fuck you! Get off me! Only my brothers get to tackle me and the last guy who did left too!

[But eventually he calms down to just scowling as Ray finally gets it =\] Che... At least cutting you would have been entertaining!

Promise you're not gonna go try some stupid shitty fucking suicide you dumb goat-fucking swill-drinking hobo-fashioned son of a clap-infested whore? [Marco is making sure his anger is understood okay.]

You got it wrong, Marco. I'm a goat fucking daffodil. [ just hugs, fyi, that means yes marco, i won't. ] If I die, who's left to make insane quote fest from books that the new age hasn't read? [ licks. ] Meow. [ STRAIGHT FACE. ]

[He would head butt you but he can't from this position. Oh awesome you moved your head down, he was like buck up at the last second....

EWWWWWW HE HAS SILVERS' SPIT ON HIM! NOOOOOOO! NO! COOOOOOTIES! WHY!? WHAT DID HE DO TO THE GODS TO DESERVE THIS PUNISHMENT? It's because he befriended Satan, isn't it? That bastard.]

Yeah. Still hate you right now. Licking me isn't helping your case. [No, like if you do that again he will castrate you. And he's completely certain Shakkey would be cool with it, because she's a little bit lesbian anyway, right? And if not? OH WELL, WORTH IT.]

Wasn't mean to. [ licks him again and then laaaaughs. ] I'll stop. I would rather not lose my dick. [ yawns and flops besides him. on the dirt. ] I promise I won't go and get myself killed, you've lost enough. I figure with my drinking my liver will fail in a few more years anyways. [ and he'll keep on drinking. shut up marco. he's bad ass. ] And no, that fact isn't going to make me drink more.

I think pirates might have natural immunities to liver failure from alcohol. How else do you explain Pops?

[And hey, there is no dirt in the bar. If they're still there. It flooded so Marco cleaned it pretty damn well.]

My guess is it's something in the water. [But he stops being ready to murder Silvers and/or various important body parts.]

[ truuuue... he's just sprawling. Like a lazy cat ]

Possibly. Or maybe it's just that Newgate was a grand man.

[Marco, meanwhile is pulling up into sitting cross-legged, but he's got his tail out so you know he's okay.]

Pops is the best, no doubt about it. I saw him earlier today you know. It's been a weird day. Weird-good. [Until Ray was dumb and Marco had to kick his ass :< but now it's better =\]

Oh? That's good. [ Ray is... just lounging and kinda... reaching out for Marco's hand and puts it on his head. ] The birthday boy demands head scratches. [ smirks. ]

You're ridiculous. And we're on the floor. [Scritches anyway. In deadpan.]

Thank you, First Commander Division Obvious. [ yawns and purrs and just lounges more. ]

[Smirks and flicks an ear. Deal with it.]

[ snaps his teeth at Marco's wrist. ] Less cocky, more scritchy. [ completely serious. ] I mean with this being 'Dark King Day', aye?

What are you even talking about?

[Sorry Ray, chibi Marco =/= adult Marco in this scenario.]

[ sob sorry. ] My birthday, clearly. Are you stupid?

[No problem.]

I got that, but that's a lame-ass name for it. I don't call October 6th "phoenix" day.

[Okay he might remember a spark of something, but not for explicitly chibi reasons.]

It would be me pretending that my birthday should be a world wide holiday.

[ teasing ]

I thought I was supposed to be the one full of myself.

Well I'm the Dark King, Marco. [ lulzes. ] You're simply a phoenix. I'm definitely more interesting.

Celebrate it alone then.

[Never bite the hand that gives you scritches silly Silvers.]

Still. More scritches. I demand it. [ pouts. ] Or I'll lick you.

Now that is an effective threat. [Scritches.]

I'm not sure you should want your tongue to count as a lethal weapon though.

If you ask the right person, they'll tell you exactly that and it's a WMP. [ weapon of mass pleasure. why do you exist, ray, WHY. but still, he's purring and lounging on the floor all to happily. ]

[Marco just things WBP = Whitebeard pirate, so this is an acronym he is unfamiliar with.]

WMP?

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