Can't be tamed! // 4th Wall [Video &/or Action]

[fierybluebird]

[You know normal people when things get them down drink, carouse, carry on, lock themselves in a tower and cry for ten years... Okay well maybe not "normal" but people other than Marco do that. Marco on the other hand, grabs a piece of chalk and makes a hopscotch set out in the middle of the most open non-plant infested piece of pavement he can find. And then of course he shows off, because when you can fly and do backflips like nothing, hopscotch is really easy.]

Oi oi, for the life of me I can't remember if there's a rhyme that goes with this, eh?

[Yes, completely showing off with a few backflips.] Anyway, someone want to come play with me?

[Feel free to mock him, yell at him for showing off, try to push him over... you know whatever.]

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[onewassilver]

It would be me pretending that my birthday should be a world wide holiday.

[ teasing ]

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[fierybluebird]

I thought I was supposed to be the one full of myself.

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[onewassilver]

Well I'm the Dark King, Marco. [ lulzes. ] You're simply a phoenix. I'm definitely more interesting.

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[fierybluebird]

Celebrate it alone then.

[Never bite the hand that gives you scritches silly Silvers.]

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[onewassilver]

Still. More scritches. I demand it. [ pouts. ] Or I'll lick you.

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[fierybluebird]

Now that is an effective threat. [Scritches.]

I'm not sure you should want your tongue to count as a lethal weapon though.

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[onewassilver]

If you ask the right person, they'll tell you exactly that and it's a WMP. [ weapon of mass pleasure. why do you exist, ray, WHY. but still, he's purring and lounging on the floor all to happily. ]

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[fierybluebird]

[Marco just things WBP = Whitebeard pirate, so this is an acronym he is unfamiliar with.]

WMP?

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[onewassilver]

Weapon of mass pleasure. [ what a lech. ]

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[fierybluebird]

Gross.

I'm not sure I'd want to be within a ten meter radius of anyone who called your tongue that matey.

[ action ] keeeywords.

[onewassilver]

Well, it became a famous way to explain my prowess apparently after a few spring-breaks, hm?

[ action ] Oh Silvers

[fierybluebird]

You know you are the reason everyone thinks that as a pirate I can't be monogamous.

Also, still gross.

[But it's obvious he's deadpan kidding along.]

[ action ] you love him really.

[onewassilver]

I can be monogamous. I'm in a monogamous relationship back home. [ sipping his alcohol. ] With a marine boy. [ purrrrs. ]

[ action ] yup

[fierybluebird]

Whatever you say.

[Doesn't believe it.]

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[onewassilver]

[ frowns. ] His name is Collie and he's a giant puppy. [ pouts. sorry, ray's ridiculous. ]

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[fierybluebird]

Sure he is.

[Nope, believing you less now and/or not giving a damn and/or counting down days.]

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[onewassilver]

So cruel. Now... head scritches. [ stares at pointedly. ] Or it gets the tongue again.

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[fierybluebird]

[ROLLS HIS EYES.] You know I have other people to meet with right?