[video] [voice - Japanese]

[baka_jyanai]

-The video is having a lot of trouble focusing, but some people might pick up the transmission as coming from Mariner High. The camera darts about, the owner taking in everything in a hurry. What's more, was who the transmission was coming from at all... Finally, she speaks in Japanese.-

WHY IS EVERYTHING DIFFERENT?!

Comments

[fierybluebird]

By asking questions? Normally that requires someone to give an answer, don't you think?

[baka_jyanai]

Not everyone's an unhelpful ugly jerk like you.

[fierybluebird]

I'm pretty sure I know most of the people here, they're a lot more unhelpful than I am, and a lot more ugly. Well, half of them on the latter. Depends on your idea of beauty.

[baka_jyanai]

I don't really care.

[fierybluebird]

Suit yourself kiddo.

[baka_jyanai]

I'm not a 'kiddo' either!

[fierybluebird]

Yeah, how old are you?

[baka_jyanai]

Sixty four!

[fierybluebird]

[Laughs.] Tiny kid. Come on, even the countries are usually at least in their hundreds.

[baka_jyanai]

WHAT?! I'm still older than you!

[fierybluebird]

You really think that? [Hand to his scruffy face and pretends to light up with joy.] Why thank you! I knew all those beauty creams Izou kept pressing on me would come in handy one day!

[baka_jyanai]

WELL FINE! How old are you, then, huh?

[fierybluebird]

It's a secret. It's just too embarrassing. I wouldn't even tell my best friend when he was here.

[baka_jyanai]

That's a dumb excuse!

[fierybluebird]

All right, all right, since you asked so politely, it's 22,479. Soon to be 22,480.

[baka_jyanai]

YOU'RE LYING!

[fierybluebird]

How rude. Why did you ask if you weren't going to like the answer.

[baka_jyanai]

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!!

[fierybluebird]

[Waves a hand.] Now that's ridiculous. My pants just change into fire with me.

[baka_jyanai]

That doesn't even make sense!!

[fierybluebird]

You're only saying that because you haven't lived for thousands of years so that you could understand it.

[baka_jyanai]

NO IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!

[fierybluebird]

I can show you exactly what I mean.

[baka_jyanai]

You're bluffing.

[fierybluebird]

[Switches his legs into blue flames, though from the knee caps down, they're clawed giant bird feet. Talons get.]

Am I? [Smirk smirk smirk.]