[video] [voice - Japanese]

[baka_jyanai]

-The video is having a lot of trouble focusing, but some people might pick up the transmission as coming from Mariner High. The camera darts about, the owner taking in everything in a hurry. What's more, was who the transmission was coming from at all... Finally, she speaks in Japanese.-

WHY IS EVERYTHING DIFFERENT?!

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[fierybluebird]

You're only saying that because you haven't lived for thousands of years so that you could understand it.

[baka_jyanai]

NO IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!

[fierybluebird]

I can show you exactly what I mean.

[baka_jyanai]

You're bluffing.

[fierybluebird]

[Switches his legs into blue flames, though from the knee caps down, they're clawed giant bird feet. Talons get.]

Am I? [Smirk smirk smirk.]

[baka_jyanai]

-And like a switch, she goes from childish indignation to...-

...

WOW THAT'S SO COOL!!!

[fierybluebird]

[He can't help it, he starts laughing in spite of himself.]

You think so? I can do a lot more than that, eh? [There goes the arms into matching fiery blue wings.]

[baka_jyanai]

Whoa...

... Does that hurt?

[fierybluebird]

Nope, exact opposite.

The flames heal me, so that's why I've lived a long time. I recover from just about everything.

[baka_jyanai]

Huh... Why does that sound familiar?

[fierybluebird]

The regeneration or the flames?

[baka_jyanai]

Both.

[fierybluebird]

Really? [Genuinely surprised.]

Who?

[baka_jyanai]

I dunno.

[fierybluebird]

How does it sound familiar then?

[baka_jyanai]

It just is, okay!

[fierybluebird]

[Sighs.]

You're sure there's no other phoenixes or anything?

[baka_jyanai]

I'm not sure of much of anything right now.

[fierybluebird]

Ah... need some help?

[baka_jyanai]

I'm just gonna wait for Flandre.

[fierybluebird]

Oh! My niece. You know her?

[baka_jyanai]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEH?! YOU'RE A VAMPIRE TOO?!

[fierybluebird]

Ah... Not biologically. I'm a phoenix, not a vampire.

[baka_jyanai]

Eh? What's that mean?

[fierybluebird]

No phoenixes in Gensokyo?

It's why I can light my pants on fire and they don't burn.

I adopted Flandre here, it's complicated I guess, so she could probably explain it better.