[video]

[eyeforaneye]

[ There is nothing even remotely cheerful in Sasuke's expression as the video clicks on. Far from it. Please, stop watching while you can. ]

I think Sadiq Adnan is attractive. As a male, he is adequate.

That's all.

[ And it clicks off. Helpful hint? A bet has gone awry. ]

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( voice )

[shadesofred]

There's no way I could say it that would make it any better.

Hey, look at the bright side: at least you're not the one who's gotta kiss the guy. Not that I mind, being his girlfriend and all, but I can't even imagine what it'd be like if you guys kissed.

I bet it would be awkward.

You would be awkward.

( voice )

[eyeforaneye]

[ you are such a sadist oh my word

All of the blank staring from him. ]

You enjoy this too much. It makes me dislike you even more.

Kissing him was also not my choice. [ As he simply assumes she knows. Somehow. He's not putting anything past her at this point. Is she psychic...? ]

( voice )

[shadesofred]

Oh no, I'm disliked. I'm wounded! [ no. not at all.

but

wait

what. ]

What?

[ SHE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT AND NOW SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR SMACK TURKEY... ]

( voice )

[eyeforaneye]

[ Sasuke knows very well which option he would support here. ]

... You should not be so surprised that I don't like you.

( voice )

[shadesofred]

No no, not that! I mean, you actually kissed him?

( voice )

[eyeforaneye]

I had no choice.

( voice )

[shadesofred]

How did you have no choice?! Did he just jump at you like a Hug Wolf or this another one of those dumb "I made a bet" things?!

( voice )

[eyeforaneye]

Hug Wolf...? [ No, no getting distracted. ]

It was not like that. I grabbed him and kissed him to get away from the mistletoe.

( voice )

[shadesofred]

You're the one who kissed him! Willingly! And you're still saying that there was no choice?!

[ why is she getting so worked up over this? sure, she's not dating him for reals, but still, it'd be nice to know things like this! (okay and maybe she's a bit jealous shhhhhh) ]

( voice )

[eyeforaneye]

Stop yelling. [ How is this so awful? How? ]

If I had not done it we would have been trapped there. I did not want to.

( voice ) 1/2

[shadesofred]

I'M NOT YELLING.

( voice ) 2/2

[shadesofred]

[ DEEP BREATHS. calming down....... ]

Okay, look. I don't care about your lame excuses anymore. Just don't let it happen again. Next time, you make a choice. And if you make the wrong one, well... let's just say you won't get a second chance.

( voice ) 1/2

[eyeforaneye]

[ What the hell; don't do that! ]

( voice ) 2/2

[eyeforaneye]

Stop ordering me around; I don't like it. If I didn't make that choice we would still be standing there in that hallway.

( voice )

[shadesofred]

It wasn't an order. It was a threat, and you're not supposed to like it!

( voice )

[eyeforaneye]

I'm not scared of you. I will fight you anytime, as long as it isn't over him in your mind. That is just strange.

( voice )

[shadesofred]

[ see, she'd be more excited about the proposition of fighting someone if he didn't sound so... bored with it. like fighting her would be some drab chore rather than something exciting. where's the anger? the passion?????

she misses finn. fighting him was fun. ]

Has anyone ever told you that you're dull? Because you are. And I bet you're going to say "I don't care blah blah blahhhh." Because you're dull.

[ and suddenly this is relevant:



sasuke and jon snow should start a club. it will be the "chicks want to bang me but I am crazy aloof and too devoted to my duties/vendettas" club. ]

Anyway, it's too late to stop the momentum now. Sadiq is right smack dab in the middle of this conflict, and all you have to do to avoid it is keep your hands and lips off him.

( voice )

[eyeforaneye]

[ There... are no words for any of this. Also that gif is beautiful. ]

"Dull"? I do not know that word. [ Well that insult could've gone over better. ]

I do not want to put my lips on him. If I put my hands on him it will be in a fight.

( voice )

[shadesofred]

Pffff, of course you don't. [ she chuckles, obviously amused ]

It means you're a snore. The taste of water is more exciting than you. You're booooooring. Just one big bluh.

See now, I don't mind if you get in a scrap with my guy, just make sure those hands of yours don't roam anywhere they shouldn't. Got it?

( voice )

[eyeforaneye]

[ A part of him -- just a small part, mind you -- wants to think of something to say to counter those first few statements. But isn't that pointless and unimportant? ]

What do you think I want to do? [ This conversation is mind boggling. She thinks that he wants to... what. Why. ]

( voice )

[shadesofred]

[ SASUKE YOU ARE JUST PROVING HER POINT. FIGHT ME SASUKE. FIGHT ME. ]

Oh, don't make me say it. [ overdramatically feigning like he asked something scandalous ] That would be indecent!

( voice )

[eyeforaneye]

[ No, he loves hates fighting! ]

Do not think about "indecent" things between us. I would never do that.

( voice )

[shadesofred]

You don't have to convince me. You just have to not do it! And if you really don't want to ever do anything inappropriate with him ever again, that should be simple, right?

( voice )

[eyeforaneye]

I did not want to do anything the first time...!