[video] Phoenix Street Theater brought to you by the letter B

[fierybluebird]

I found Bread a better suitor because Jack doesn't deserve bread's affections. [For those who don't remember a certain post from the virus event, it is linked.]

It took a lot of hard searching and digging around since I'm sure he's very hard to replace. [Right. Okay then.]

But finally I have succeeded! [And Marco pulls back to reveal a loaf of bread and a stick of butter.] BEHOLD! A match made in heaven.

[So then using a butter knife he just puts butter all over that bread. Why not. And then he starts singing the wedding march. Afraid yet? You should be.]

Aren't they cute together?

[And then as he basks in the glow of a perfect romantic match; he opens his mouth up and eats them.] And now they'll be together forever.

[Once again... this little video brought to you because phoenix pirates get bored. Don't throw tomatoes though; he'd eat those too.]

Comments

[Audio] ...A not I bad self bad

[then_there_were_none]

I like birds! Are they new birds?

[Audio] pfft don't worry

[fierybluebird]

Nope! Really ancient birds. I keep turning into one. Want to see?

[Turns an arm into a fiery blue wing in warning.]

[Audio]

[then_there_were_none]

[Flandre squeals in response. A happy noise!]

Blue! You're blue! Like Cirno was blue!

[Video] totally was video all along shhh

[fierybluebird]

[Laughs.]

I am. [And he turns completely into a blue phoenix and sparkles for her. Yes. Sparkles. It's even more impressive in person.]