[video] Phoenix Street Theater brought to you by the letter B

[fierybluebird]

I found Bread a better suitor because Jack doesn't deserve bread's affections. [For those who don't remember a certain post from the virus event, it is linked.]

It took a lot of hard searching and digging around since I'm sure he's very hard to replace. [Right. Okay then.]

But finally I have succeeded! [And Marco pulls back to reveal a loaf of bread and a stick of butter.] BEHOLD! A match made in heaven.

[So then using a butter knife he just puts butter all over that bread. Why not. And then he starts singing the wedding march. Afraid yet? You should be.]

Aren't they cute together?

[And then as he basks in the glow of a perfect romantic match; he opens his mouth up and eats them.] And now they'll be together forever.

[Once again... this little video brought to you because phoenix pirates get bored. Don't throw tomatoes though; he'd eat those too.]

Comments

[video]

[fierybluebird]

Short. Not that it has to be a dress.

Unless it does... in which case, still short.

[fierybluebird]

I'm quite certain you don't.

[dewebbed]

At least we agree on that.

[video]

[eastmontecarlo]

Excellent. Please don't think that I was questioning the quality of your legs; I'm sure they're exemplary.

Perhaps shorts with a ruffled skirt over them... Hmm... Do you have any particular ideas?

[video]

[fierybluebird]

What? No, that wasn't what I was thinking. I just prefer short because everything from the knees down turns into talons. [Doesn't that clarify everything?]

Uh... no... nothing comes to mind.

video / Japanese

[fierybluebird]

[Still grinning, if a bit quieter with it.]

If I have any say in it, he won't be alone ever again at all.

video / Japanese

[sundancer]

I hope so. It is true that I am always with my family in spirit if I am not standing right beside them, but it is still nice to have another doing the latter.

I will be waiting for you.

video / Japanese

[fierybluebird]

[Back to beaming again.]

You can count on me Ma'am, I won't let you down.

[video]

[eastmontecarlo]

Into talons, you say?

You must learn to be more creative. How am I to create art without a helpful muse?

[Audio]

[then_there_were_none]

[Flandre squeals in response. A happy noise!]

Blue! You're blue! Like Cirno was blue!

video / Japanese

[sundancer]

[She returns the smile, one as bright as she was.]

I will be moving around, but I will not be leaving this area. You might hear me humming, actually.

[video]

[fierybluebird]

Right. [Holds up a sandaled foot, and then bam. One moment regular human foot, and the next... decidedly phoenix, scaly, and talons. Almost like a tengu, but no long nose, and only the one foot changed.]

Ahhh... maybe a kimono or something like that? Or is that a cliche for him? [Rubs his face. He's not the fashion designer, Izou's the one with an eye for it.] Otherwise I prefer shorts, but I'll really wear anything.

[Video] totally was video all along shhh

[fierybluebird]

[Laughs.]

I am. [And he turns completely into a blue phoenix and sparkles for her. Yes. Sparkles. It's even more impressive in person.]

video / Japanese

[fierybluebird]

Humming?

video / Japanese

[sundancer]

Why, yes. I have a song stuck in my head at the moment, but it is a pleasant song.

[video]

[eastmontecarlo]

[ Oh my! ]

A kimono? But now I feel I must incorporate feathers somehow. That's so grand. [ Feathers. Kimono. Feathers. Kimono. Feathery kimono? Hmmmm. ]

[video]

[fierybluebird]

Eh? Is that a little too showy for Japan?

video / Japanese

[fierybluebird]

Oh! I'd like to hear it. If I know it, I might join you, eh?

[video]

[eastmontecarlo]

Maybe for him. But not for his secret desires, for the man inside of Japan.

Every man has another side.

[video]

[fierybluebird]

Oh! [Grins.] All right. I'll trust you for it then, eh?

[video]

[eastmontecarlo]

Now it's just a matter of gathering the materials and getting your measurements.

Do you have a preference when it comes to colors?

[video]

[fierybluebird]

Blue. But I like purple and other things as well. Not orange.

[video]

[eastmontecarlo]

No orange? But it would complement the purple quite well.

[video]

[fierybluebird]

Only in small doses. I'm a blue phoenix, not red, eh. No sense trying to be something I'm not.

[video]

[eastmontecarlo]

How sensible... I like that. I'll avoid orange, in that case.