[eighth fragrance] text

[bauhinia]

ode to an icecube

some people say i'm tsun
but i don't think it's true
some people say i'm crazy
so yeah i'm crazy for you

okay so you're kinda an icecube
but i think you'll probably melt real soon
this line's about sea cucumbers
this line's about the moon

so we don't have much in common
we're in different hemispheres
you've gotta a lotta geothermal activity
i've got tons of skyscrapers

hey that didn't really rhyme
but here you go: my GDP's amazing
you can bet i'm the best when it comes
to investing i'm a total tax haven

that's a total lie and it didn't rhyme either
i kinda suck at poetry but i'm totally sincere
even though my expression's lacking, hey
i'll be your arthur if you'll be my guinevere

i pulled that off a lot better before
when it was a helen of troy joke
not that i'm referencing trojans here
but i still think i'm a pretty handsome bloke

give me one more chance
i'll really set you reeling
i was totally serious before y'know
i wanna know how you're feeling

[ no this isn't about anyone in particular why would you think that
also why am i posting this, why didn't someone stop me ]

Comments

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[meilihua]

[God, this conversation...]

You really don't? [Oh, maybe she was misreading this... Ya think?]

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[bauhinia]

All I'm getting is you'd rather I got married. I'm not gonna have an affair or something.

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[meilihua]

...wait, how can you have an affair if you haven't gotten married? Hong Kong!

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[bauhinia]

I could if the other person was married, right?

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[meilihua]

Hong Kong, is there something you're not telling me... [You know, besides everything]

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[bauhinia]

Yeah, I thought that was kinda a given here.

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[meilihua]

This entire conversation is just strange.

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[bauhinia]

We could totally, I mean totally, talk about something else.

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[meilihua]

[No way! Not with possible juicy gossip!!] Only if there's really nothing going on!

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[bauhinia]

Nothing's going on. [ Well, right now. ] Basically.

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[meilihua]

[Peering at him] Are you sure...?

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[bauhinia]

Like, mostly. [ This is so difficult to talk about... to his sister.... ]

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[meilihua]

[Who else are you going to talk about it with?

Have an encouraging, interested look. DO GO ON]

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[bauhinia]

You seriously wanna hear about this? [ COME ON IT'S JUST A STUPID CRUSH... thing.... ]

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[meilihua]

Of course I do! [DUH. She's interested and concerned!]

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[bauhinia]

I don't wanna get teased anymore. [ Crossing his arms and turning away. ]

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[meilihua]

[She's sorry, she's sorry!] Nono... Okay...

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[bauhinia]

You really won't?

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[meilihua]

[Not for the rest of today, anyway.

Very solemnly] Promise!

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[bauhinia]

[ Well, that's something..... ]

Okay, I guess that's fine. Like, what d'you wanna know?

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[meilihua]

[SCORE]

Well. Like...is it someone we both know?

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[bauhinia]

Yeah, kinda.

[ The guessing game begins! ]

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[meilihua]

Really? So one of the countries then...

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[bauhinia]

Yeah, maybe. Probably.

[ Possibly. ]

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[meilihua]

Um...do you want me to guess?