[eighth fragrance] text

[bauhinia]

ode to an icecube

some people say i'm tsun
but i don't think it's true
some people say i'm crazy
so yeah i'm crazy for you

okay so you're kinda an icecube
but i think you'll probably melt real soon
this line's about sea cucumbers
this line's about the moon

so we don't have much in common
we're in different hemispheres
you've gotta a lotta geothermal activity
i've got tons of skyscrapers

hey that didn't really rhyme
but here you go: my GDP's amazing
you can bet i'm the best when it comes
to investing i'm a total tax haven

that's a total lie and it didn't rhyme either
i kinda suck at poetry but i'm totally sincere
even though my expression's lacking, hey
i'll be your arthur if you'll be my guinevere

i pulled that off a lot better before
when it was a helen of troy joke
not that i'm referencing trojans here
but i still think i'm a pretty handsome bloke

give me one more chance
i'll really set you reeling
i was totally serious before y'know
i wanna know how you're feeling

[ no this isn't about anyone in particular why would you think that
also why am i posting this, why didn't someone stop me ]

Comments

[Video]

[bauhinia]

Like? [ Waaait for it. ]

[Video]

[meilihua]

Do you really think I'm that kind of a person...? [GOD TAIWAN JUST SPIT IT OUT]

[Video]

[bauhinia]

What kinda person? [ Go on, you can do it! ]

[Video]

[meilihua]

Y-you know what I mean! Like those jealous sisters in Korea's dramas!

[Video]

[bauhinia]

Wait a minute, jealous of who? [ DOES TAIWAN LIKE ICELAND TOO? ]

[Video]

[meilihua]

[Noooo /sobs] Y-you know! Because their brother likes someone else now and they're going to lose him or something like that!

[Video]

[bauhinia]

[ It's okay if you do, Taiwan!! He's pretty cool, so Honkers would understand!! ]

I dunno, that doesn't sound like you.

[Video]

[meilihua]

[SUDDENLY she stops, and in a different, more contemplative tone of voice] I guess I'd miss you though...

[Video]

[bauhinia]

I'm totally not like, abandoning anyone or anything. I haven't even talked to him. I might not, maybe. [ ... maybe... possibly.... ]

[Video]

[meilihua]

RIGHT, what was I thinking, we should totally plan out how you're going to tell him!

[Video]

[bauhinia]

I dunno. [ He's not sold on the idea yet! Baby's first confession... this is tough, okay? ]

[Video]

[meilihua]

Um well...I mean... I don't want to...interfere... [Yes she does, but she won't if he tells her not to] But if you need ideas or help or anything?

[Video]

[bauhinia]

No way, I mean. I guess I totally expected this. [ Meaning that she'd be interested. ] Just kinda didn't plan for what was gonna happen now.

[Video]

[meilihua]

Well...it's not like we can do anything right now since he's not here... but you're sure, right?

[Video]

[bauhinia]

Sure about which part? [ Can he scoot off screen now? ]

[Video]

[meilihua]

About being in love with Iceland, of course!

[Video]

[bauhinia]

[ He sounds like he might've just swallowed a bug. ]

...

I didn't say that.

[Video]

[meilihua]

Oh really...? I could've sworn...

[Video]

[bauhinia]

I said it's a crush. [ Gotta clarify! ] So yeah. That's totally different.

[Video]

[meilihua]

[Taiwan you jumped ahead five million steps LIKE ALWAYS] How is that different?

[Video]

[bauhinia]

They're totally not the same. A crush is like, a crush. It's just a crush. The other thing is way more serious.

[Video]

[meilihua]

They're not that far off...

[Video]

[bauhinia]

You think so? [ He's not sure. ]

[Video]

[meilihua]

Hmm...it's kind of like...you know, seeds!

[Video]

[bauhinia]

Like seeds.

[ He totally gets it.

No, not really. Explain, sis. ]