[eighth fragrance] text

[bauhinia]

ode to an icecube

some people say i'm tsun
but i don't think it's true
some people say i'm crazy
so yeah i'm crazy for you

okay so you're kinda an icecube
but i think you'll probably melt real soon
this line's about sea cucumbers
this line's about the moon

so we don't have much in common
we're in different hemispheres
you've gotta a lotta geothermal activity
i've got tons of skyscrapers

hey that didn't really rhyme
but here you go: my GDP's amazing
you can bet i'm the best when it comes
to investing i'm a total tax haven

that's a total lie and it didn't rhyme either
i kinda suck at poetry but i'm totally sincere
even though my expression's lacking, hey
i'll be your arthur if you'll be my guinevere

i pulled that off a lot better before
when it was a helen of troy joke
not that i'm referencing trojans here
but i still think i'm a pretty handsome bloke

give me one more chance
i'll really set you reeling
i was totally serious before y'know
i wanna know how you're feeling

[ no this isn't about anyone in particular why would you think that
also why am i posting this, why didn't someone stop me ]

Comments

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[meilihua]

That doesn't mean anything!

[Video]

[bauhinia]

It means something. [ He knows Things. ]

[Video]

[meilihua]

It's an embarrassing question! ...even though nothing is going on-!

[Video]

[bauhinia]

I'll see about that. [ Hmmmmmm. He's going to have to investigate now. ]

[Video]

[meilihua]

[Whatever, bro. She has everything nothing to hide]

[Video]

[bauhinia]

[ Wait for it. He'll figure it out. ]

[Video]

[meilihua]

[Of that I have no doubt]

...what?

[Video]

[bauhinia]

Nothing, I'm just thinking.

[Video]

[meilihua]

[You'd better be thinking about how to confess to Iceland-!]

About...?

[Video]

[bauhinia]

Just stuff.

[ No, he's done with that! Or. He'll think more later.

About flowers.

Yeah. ]

[Video]

[meilihua]

What...kind of stuff?

[Video]

[bauhinia]

Y'know. Stuff. I was kinda thinking about how I oughta prank China next.

[ Probably a lie, but not a bad idea... ]

[Video]

[meilihua]

[Hmm...]

What did you do last time?

[Video]

[bauhinia]

Filled his apartment with Prinnies.

[Video]

[meilihua]

Oh! I remember that now... Yes you should definitely think of something else...

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[bauhinia]

Catching all those Prinnies is hard work. I mean, and dangerous too.

[Video]

[meilihua]

...we should definitely think of something safer.

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[bauhinia]

But it still has to be good.

[Video]

[meilihua]

Of course!

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[bauhinia]

But not too good, or he'll wanna kill me when he finds out.

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[meilihua]

We'll just have to make sure he doesn't find out...

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[bauhinia]

Hey, I'm usually pretty good about that.

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[meilihua]

...Somehow I always ended up getting yelled at more than you...

[Take this with a grain of salt]

[Video]

[bauhinia]

Yeah, well. Maybe you're easier to yell at.

[ ... no, Hong Kong. You're just kiiiiinda spoiled. ]

[Video]

[meilihua]

[What, like she isn't? XD]

Maybe you're just sneakier.