[eighth fragrance] text

[bauhinia]

ode to an icecube

some people say i'm tsun
but i don't think it's true
some people say i'm crazy
so yeah i'm crazy for you

okay so you're kinda an icecube
but i think you'll probably melt real soon
this line's about sea cucumbers
this line's about the moon

so we don't have much in common
we're in different hemispheres
you've gotta a lotta geothermal activity
i've got tons of skyscrapers

hey that didn't really rhyme
but here you go: my GDP's amazing
you can bet i'm the best when it comes
to investing i'm a total tax haven

that's a total lie and it didn't rhyme either
i kinda suck at poetry but i'm totally sincere
even though my expression's lacking, hey
i'll be your arthur if you'll be my guinevere

i pulled that off a lot better before
when it was a helen of troy joke
not that i'm referencing trojans here
but i still think i'm a pretty handsome bloke

give me one more chance
i'll really set you reeling
i was totally serious before y'know
i wanna know how you're feeling

[ no this isn't about anyone in particular why would you think that
also why am i posting this, why didn't someone stop me ]

Comments

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[bauhinia]

I bet some of his casinos have spas. He like, multitasks all the time. And you'd look fine, who're you kidding?

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[meilihua]

[She's so pleased you said that, but-!!] I like the cute dealer uniforms better...

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[bauhinia]

Well, whatever my sister wants, my sister gets. [ He shrugs slightly. ]

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[meilihua]

That's right! [Actually no, she is feeling inwardly all happy and squishy feelings for Hong Kong for saying that...]

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[bauhinia]

We'd better get to work then. [ Anything for his big sister! ]

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[meilihua]

[I still can't get straight in my head the age difference between these two...] Doesn't Macau have to plan it first?

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[bauhinia]

[ He's 170! She's significantly older than that, right? Or do you date from a different time? ]

Multitasking. We can totally multitask.

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[meilihua]

[Nope, that's right. It's just that they seem to switch back and forth a little, haha, and personality-wise they both act like youngest-siblings]

Let's tell him our idea first though!

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[bauhinia]

[ They're the babies of the family!! ]

Sure thing, let's do that.

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[meilihua]

This is going to be great!

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[bauhinia]

[ He nods. ] Yeah, definitely.

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[meilihua]

Maybe we should come up with a list? What else do casino/spas need?

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[bauhinia]

A good name, for one thing.

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[meilihua]

Right! ...Do you have any ideas for one?

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[bauhinia]

Well, I dunno. Not The Venetian Discedo. I'm gonna veto that if he suggests it.

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[meilihua]

...that is a silly name.

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[bauhinia]

I know, but I've just got this feeling.

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[meilihua]

[Most determined face!] We'll need to stop him.

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[bauhinia]

We should have another suggestion for him, just in case. It's gotta be something good.

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[meilihua]

It has to be a super elegant name, right?

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[bauhinia]

And super cool.

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[meilihua]

We're going to have to think really hard on this one...

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[bauhinia]

Yeah, it's kinda tough. [ He hunkers down a little, clearly pondering. ]

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[meilihua]

While we're talking, did you get my card for Valentine's day? [what is retconning, lalalala]

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[bauhinia]

Card? [ He raises one brow. ]