on [voice; backdated to the 25th]

[scimitar]

[BZZZZZZZT--] Oh, wow. That was fuckin' wonderful, really. [and embarrassing. mostly embarrassing. everything is.] I'd insert more curses 'bout how much I hate this place an' a good chunk 'a the fuckers in it, but hey! I need a doc to take out my chip, stat.

I'll even throw a 'please' out there.




An' if yer wonderin', yeah. I was completely innocent in... that. Whatever the fuck that was. Stabbed right in the back, both figuratively 'n literally. Screw you, Sasuke. Screw. You. AN' WHOEVER STOLE MY SWORD 'N GODDAMN MASK. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT EVEN. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT.

Comments

[video]

[bauhinia]

Oh. You're back.

Welcome back. I guess.

I didn't take your stuff.

[voice forevs i mean]

[scimitar]

Thanks?

[video]

[bauhinia]

Uh, you're welcome. I think. Sorry about that, I mean.

[Video] 1/3

[meilihua]

[!!]

[Video]

[meilihua]

[Though now all those things Izaya had said are making her feel super guilty...]

[Video]

[meilihua]

T-turkey it's good to see you back... [She can't even look directly at the screen, man...]

[voice forever]

[scimitar]

Haha, like ya could get rid 'a me for long.

[song_princess]

[Okay, not gonna bother with the lecturing of his need to cuss because oh her goddess, he is alive again! She goes to switch to text just so he can understand her words.]

My lord, you are alive. Praise be to the goddess that you are alive. [TROLOLOLOL YOU CAN'T SEE HER FAAACE BECAUSE IT IS TEXT~!]

[scimitar]

[;u; he'll appreciate this later, when he's not so ticked off...]

was i not expected to come back.

[song_princess]

[Turkey, y u so mad at her? ;u;]

My lord? I apologize for my words if they have offended you.

voice

[liquidate]

Well you weren't using it, were you?

[ THE MOST SMUG. ]

voice

[scimitar]

[WOOOOOOOOOW

... ]

voice

[liquidate]

[ Snickering. ] Hey, you're pretty lucky though, huh?

voice

[shortestfuse]

That bastard louse has the mask.

[ He means 'welcome back'... honestly... cough. ]

voice

[scimitar]

Izaya?

1/4 [text]

[eyeforaneye]

[ URK ]

2/4 [text]

[eyeforaneye]

[ ... ]

[video]

[shinjukuinformant]

[Izaya has enough decency to not wear the mask.

Instead he has it angled over the phone's camera lens so Turkey can pretend like he is still looking through it.]

I told you I would help make it a less boring color, didn't I Turkey-san?

[NO!! voice forever]

[scimitar]

[CLEVER GIRL...]

Yeah, screw you too.

voice;

[entreats]

[ 'quiet' as usual, huh.. ]

Maybe your chances will be even better if you say you can do tricks like a dog. [ deadpan counter to the yelling. ]

voice;

[scimitar]

One 'a those tricks bein' punchin' 'em in the head if they gimme any flak, huh?

[crabbygenius]

So why are you ranting and what possible reason could you give me to take out the chip other than you want it out.

[scimitar]

I'm rantin' cuz I'm pissed off, damnit!! An' I need it out cuz I'm not s'posta be this way; it's unnatural!

[Video]

[fierybluebird]

Ew. So now we have to look at your ugly mug all day?

[voice]

[scimitar]

Are ya blind?! I'm usin' voice!

[...]

Also, ya've never seen my face.