on [voice; backdated to the 25th]

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[BZZZZZZZT--] Oh, wow. That was fuckin' wonderful, really. [and embarrassing. mostly embarrassing. everything is.] I'd insert more curses 'bout how much I hate this place an' a good chunk 'a the fuckers in it, but hey! I need a doc to take out my chip, stat.

I'll even throw a 'please' out there.




An' if yer wonderin', yeah. I was completely innocent in... that. Whatever the fuck that was. Stabbed right in the back, both figuratively 'n literally. Screw you, Sasuke. Screw. You. AN' WHOEVER STOLE MY SWORD 'N GODDAMN MASK. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT EVEN. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT.

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voice

[liquidate]

Always? Ne, Sadiq, does this happen to you a lot? [ Chin hands. ]

Re: voice

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No, I'm jus' sayin' I haven't NOT gotten over one yet!

voice

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Ne, you should raise your standards and paste up ads or something next time, Sadiq.

Like, "LOOKING FOR REALLY WEAK, DOCILE BOYFRIEND"... 'cause Sasuke was a biiig miss.

voice

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I'M NOT LOOKIN' FOR ANY BOYFRIEND. DAMNIT.

voice

[liquidate]

'Cause the last one was a psycho?

voice

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I don' date psychos, either! Now quit it!

[actually, evidence points to the contrary..]

voice

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HAHAHA YOUR TRACK RECORD IS PRETTY IMPRESSIVE THOUGH.

voice

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There IS NO track record!!

voice

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[ Snorts- covers his mouth and plugs his nose to keep from laughing. ] Pgkk-

voice

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What.

voice

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Nudding- pfghhh-

voice

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[






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voice

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Okay okay, I'm just sayin' you should- [snerk] probably get on that. What're you like, a thousand?

voice

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[...] Get on what?

[why does he even keep replying this is basically a trainwreck of trolling and angry icons.]

voice

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That's what I was gonna ask you! Y'know, preferences. Are you a ladies man?

voice

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[he's a no one's man]

Hah! I don' have time for any 'a that bullshit. An' even if I did, I already got someone.

voice

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Iyaaaa, really? [ Chin hands. ] Who's that?

voice

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Marceline!

[he is sticking to this story forever and a day.]

voice

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[ Finger in ear. ] Who's that.

voice

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Yer worst nightmare.

voice

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Woaaah, easy there, you negative nancy. She really so bad?

voice

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[how to put this...]

--For you, yeah!

voice

[liquidate]

Why? I haven't done anything. Don't pawn your girlfriends off on me, I don't want your sloppy seconds!

voice

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Not like that!

voice

[liquidate]

You're weird~