sekiz [voice]

[scimitar]

[BZZZZZZZTT--]

Well, fuck you too! I'm not gonna start every post like this, but it's Yuki Kuran's birthday tomorrow-- an' I'm too damn good at this, really. If ya haven't gotten to know her already, ya should get on that. An' make sure to spoil her, cuz she deserves that too! Then there are a few more important people I need some dates from, eheheh. Promise I won't be doin' this everytime but hey, this shit's priority, cuz frankly there ain't enough to celebrate here.

[...]


Anyway, uh, movin' on. To all the nation-like entities here an' whatnot...

[needless to say, his tone's changed somewhat.]

Don' tell me you've ever wished ya were a human, eh?

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( ACTION )

[scimitar]

[he


honestly thought that would deter any thoughts of jealousy; it'd been the entire reason he'd bothered to lock the conversation in the first place! he stiffens, hands clenching into fists at his sides. and you know, if he had more common sense, he probably would have run.

maybe. maybe not after all.]

I'm not!

( ACTION )

[shadesofred]

[ YOUR FEAR MAKES HER LAUGH no really now she's broken out into a grin and is laughing a bit. ]

Yeesh, you're easy to terrify! Just the way I like my men.

[ Still grinning, she lounges on the nearest seating, one leg swinging over the side. ]

C'mon, Sadiq. I know you don't like vampires. Heck, I'm surprised you even went as far as to call her a friend!

[ Marceline pulls out a red apple and starts playing with it distractedly. She doesn't want to think how or why this bothers her. ]

I just have to make sure I don't have any other vampires moving in on my territory. [ and by the way she looks at him, she clearly thinks of Turkey as part of her territory ] Last guy who messed around on my turf wound up dead, if you catch my drift.

[ Then she starts slowly draining the color out of the apple. ]

( ACTION )

[scimitar]

[behind the mask, he is rolling his eyes.]

I'm not yer territory.

[though, anyone on his turf would wind up dead, too. if only marceline weren't undead, she could be an okay boss! ... except not, because that's an awful idea. he eyes her.]

So no need to feel threatened, promise! [that was supposed to sting, yes.]

( ACTION )

[shadesofred]

[ yeah no she'll be tossing that newly desaturated apple at his head. ]

So you think.

[ Marceline doesn't exactly get the whole "country-as-a-human" business. (Not that she's really trying to understand it.) As far as she's concerned, he's just another friend/enemy/person who she's got some intangible claim over. ]

Trust me, if I felt threatened, we wouldn't be having this conversation right now. But now that you mention it... I really should meet this Yuki girl. Gotta keep tabs on my fellow vamps, after all.

( ACTION )

[scimitar]

So I know.

[CATCHES IT LIKE A PRO-APPLE CATCHER. taking a bite out of it, he grins.]

Go ahead! If we're lucky, she might rub off on ya a bit, eh?

( ACTION )

[shadesofred]

Or I'll convert her to my circle of darkness.

[ frowning because UGH TURKEY NO THIS IS NOT HOW THIS RELATIONSHIP WORKS. SHE CREEPS, YOU GET FLUSTERED AND ANGRY, SHE LAUGHS, GOOD TIMES ARE HAD BY ALL. huff. ]

Whatever. Maybe I'll chat with some of your person-country pals since you're cavorting around with other vampires.

[ if only we had a Romania ]