sekiz [voice]

[scimitar]

[BZZZZZZZTT--]

Well, fuck you too! I'm not gonna start every post like this, but it's Yuki Kuran's birthday tomorrow-- an' I'm too damn good at this, really. If ya haven't gotten to know her already, ya should get on that. An' make sure to spoil her, cuz she deserves that too! Then there are a few more important people I need some dates from, eheheh. Promise I won't be doin' this everytime but hey, this shit's priority, cuz frankly there ain't enough to celebrate here.

[...]


Anyway, uh, movin' on. To all the nation-like entities here an' whatnot...

[needless to say, his tone's changed somewhat.]

Don' tell me you've ever wished ya were a human, eh?

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( ACTION )

[shadesofred]

[ yeah no she'll be tossing that newly desaturated apple at his head. ]

So you think.

[ Marceline doesn't exactly get the whole "country-as-a-human" business. (Not that she's really trying to understand it.) As far as she's concerned, he's just another friend/enemy/person who she's got some intangible claim over. ]

Trust me, if I felt threatened, we wouldn't be having this conversation right now. But now that you mention it... I really should meet this Yuki girl. Gotta keep tabs on my fellow vamps, after all.

( ACTION )

[scimitar]

So I know.

[CATCHES IT LIKE A PRO-APPLE CATCHER. taking a bite out of it, he grins.]

Go ahead! If we're lucky, she might rub off on ya a bit, eh?

( ACTION )

[shadesofred]

Or I'll convert her to my circle of darkness.

[ frowning because UGH TURKEY NO THIS IS NOT HOW THIS RELATIONSHIP WORKS. SHE CREEPS, YOU GET FLUSTERED AND ANGRY, SHE LAUGHS, GOOD TIMES ARE HAD BY ALL. huff. ]

Whatever. Maybe I'll chat with some of your person-country pals since you're cavorting around with other vampires.

[ if only we had a Romania ]