text/audio/action for Dissimulo

[robocreep]

--Area scanned: data not available
Scanning
Scanning
>>not available: constructing map

[If it were possible for a line of computer text to sound annoyed, it would be Soundwave who could do it. The text flashes for a moment, before clearing, what almost sounds like a rush of static over the airways cutting in.

Meanwhile, in Dissimulo at the conjuncture of King Street and Harmony lane, one would find a strange, towering, nine foot tall faceless metal... thing, holding the little device delicately between two long, spindly fingers as he crouched. The visor flickered faintly as the words appeared on the device… Seemed like he found a way around the little buttons.

And he didn’t appear happy. With the shoulders drawn up and the head lowered, he was the very image of annoyance, the free hand lightly tapping his fingers slowly against the ground. There was a click, the communicator switching over to vocal input.]

--sensors must be faulty!--

[An oily, enraged voice slithered out of the audio output, the shoulders hunching more.]

--Decepticon life signal—

[Just trying to find him a colleague out here. … Yeah it’s not going so well.]

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[Audio] <3

[micro_tsun]

If ya keep copyin' me then it is my damn business, dumbass!

[Audio]

[robocreep]

........

--Dumbass--

[And that's what Soundwave thinks about you >:T]

[Audio] I do not have an icon angry enough for this. lmao

[micro_tsun]

The hell ya just say?!

Ya better be happy I don't know what the hell ya fuckin' face looks like or you'd be beat down by my awersome fuckin' hair, bastard!

[And his stomping around can probably be heard]

[video] MY JOB IS COMPLETE

[robocreep]

[Here, let him help you.

CLICK

...

And the faceless visage of the Decepticon spy master stares back blankly, wavelengths dancing across the visor]

--don't know what the hell ya fuckin' face looks like--

[video] /plays victory music

[micro_tsun]

[Molossia just stares at the Decepticon... even after he hits the video options, he still seems to be processing just what he was staring at.]

You're a fuckin' robot!?

[video] DOOTEELEE DOOT DEE DOO

[robocreep]

[You win the prize! The head cocks, shoulders rolling faintly.]

--robot--

[See: DUH]

[video]

[micro_tsun]

Yeah, that's why ya make no fuckin' sense and talk all confusin'!

Ya need to speak like a normal person- thing to get anywhere in this place!

[video]

[robocreep]

[.... nah.

The spy just stared blankly at this... human creature. He thinks he talks just fine, thank you very much.

And with that, he looked, as if in disinterest, away from the screen, slowly standing up straight to better survey his surroundings.]

--Ya need to speak like a normal person--

[Yeah like what you say is 'normal']