≈ first breath; voice

[hammerkinds]

[Static starts across the voice feed, followed by some mumbling. It seems someone accidentally clicked it on while they were fiddling with the device.]

Dude, do you remember alchemizing these? I don't remember anything like this in my sylladex... Man, speaking of, where is my sylladex?

Why are you asking me? My sylladex launched my sword into the closest tree it could find. Do you know how much of a pain in the ass it was to yank it out with a broken foot? Thanks by the way. I really wanted my toes to get touchy with your hammer. You don't even know. I'm going to get some heinous infection all up in this shit and you're going to have to amputate my foot to save my life or something. Except I refuse, but then we'll get attacked by a swarm of who the fuck even knows and tragically take them down, going down with them. You'll weep over my bloodied corpse. Why Dave? How could you leave me? You were the only bro I could have ever had such a rad bromance with. Now I have nothing. Sweet delicious tears. [Yeah, Dave has no idea where he's going with this too.]

[There's a snort and laughter from the other voice, and even without seeing it's pretty obvious someone is rolling their eyes.]

That didn't even make sense, Dave! But I guess I am sorry that the princess got his foot broken by a hammer that is not even that heavy. Can you ever forgive me?

I take offense to that. How dare you not keep my fragile, maiden tendencies to heart. I have a very delicate complexion going on. But I'll forgive you because I love you. Seriously though, where the fuck are we? I'm two years too early to be wherever we're supposed to be. Fuck if I know. Everything is kind of vague and I think I stopped giving a shit or two since nearly being a victim of trashy novels involving foursomes.

[There's a rustle of fabric. Dave had plopped down next to John, even if you can't see it.] What are you doing?

I am trying to figure out how this thing works. And I am pretty sure I am three years too early to be at the new session. Jade said it would take that long and I just sent you guys that letter. And isn't it kinda weird that we are the only ones here?

[There's more rustling as John fiddles with the functions, turning the communicator over in his hand.] Whoa! I think this thing is on.

Oh my god. You didn't get to see Karkat freak out. It was like the most embarrassing thing. You literally nailed him in the face and he had some major mental breakdown and everything.

Oh shit really? Ok. That's cool I guess. Ask someone where we are. Also if they have a can opener.

Haha, oh man, really? That sounds like something worth seeing! Ok, ok, uhh... Hello? Can anyone hear us? [He's not going to ask your dumb question about the can opener, Dave.]

[ooc| john is in blue, dave is in red!]

Comments

[knightime]

Jeez, John. You can't just ask someone all their secrets. It's like asking a magician how he does his tricks. Don't you like pranks and whatever? Isn't there some rule where you don't tell people you cunning pranks?

[Dave promptly shoves back. Fuck you dude.]

You mean you can ask Karkat. I really doubt Karkat wants to tell me anything considering the last thing I remember about him.

[makesfearstrue]

My other ability...let's just say that whoever is on the recieving end of it seriously pissed me off.

[Pinged by this 'Karkat'...sounds like a kitty.]

Karkat? I'm not familiar with that name.

[Actually she did talk with him once but didn't get his name. Kept getting pissed about some kind of rat thing.]

[hammerkinds]

I was just curious, Dave! It is okay to ask questions when you are curious. It isn't like they are obligated to answer if they don't want to.

[John is going to be the bigger person here and not start another shoving war.]

He's a troll! Kind of short, with horns that look a lot like candy corn? And Dave, you are coming with me when we visit them too. You are being melodramatic.

[knightime]

[John, you're never the bigger person. Stop being a little shit.]

He's loud and obnoxious and basically is the incarnation of the caps lock. I swear that guy can't get through a conversation without shouting.

Do I seriously have too?

[Melodramatic is his middle name.]

[makesfearstrue]

I talked with someone like that...he kept believing a possum was a demon.

[So that's Karkat...he needs something to take for his perminment PMS problem.]

[hammerkinds]

[John is always the bigger person fuck off.]

Haha, oh man, seriously? Well, I do not think there are very many people as angry as Karkat is!

And yes you seriously have to! Terezi will be there too.

[knightime]

I don't know. Some people can make pretty believable argument that possums are-no I'm fucking around. That's stupid. My condolences to you for having to deal with that, Jesus dicks.

Fine.

[Huff.]