discedo | ≈ first breath; voice

[Static starts across the voice feed, followed by some mumbling. It seems someone accidentally clicked it on while they were fiddling with the device.]

Dude, do you remember alchemizing these? I don't remember anything like this in my sylladex... Man, speaking of, where is my sylladex?

Why are you asking me? My sylladex launched my sword into the closest tree it could find. Do you know how much of a pain in the ass it was to yank it out with a broken foot? Thanks by the way. I really wanted my toes to get touchy with your hammer. You don't even know. I'm going to get some heinous infection all up in this shit and you're going to have to amputate my foot to save my life or something. Except I refuse, but then we'll get attacked by a swarm of who the fuck even knows and tragically take them down, going down with them. You'll weep over my bloodied corpse. Why Dave? How could you leave me? You were the only bro I could have ever had such a rad bromance with. Now I have nothing. Sweet delicious tears. [Yeah, Dave has no idea where he's going with this too.]

[There's a snort and laughter from the other voice, and even without seeing it's pretty obvious someone is rolling their eyes.]

That didn't even make sense, Dave! But I guess I am sorry that the princess got his foot broken by a hammer that is not even that heavy. Can you ever forgive me?

I take offense to that. How dare you not keep my fragile, maiden tendencies to heart. I have a very delicate complexion going on. But I'll forgive you because I love you. Seriously though, where the fuck are we? I'm two years too early to be wherever we're supposed to be. Fuck if I know. Everything is kind of vague and I think I stopped giving a shit or two since nearly being a victim of trashy novels involving foursomes.

[There's a rustle of fabric. Dave had plopped down next to John, even if you can't see it.] What are you doing?

I am trying to figure out how this thing works. And I am pretty sure I am three years too early to be at the new session. Jade said it would take that long and I just sent you guys that letter. And isn't it kinda weird that we are the only ones here?

[There's more rustling as John fiddles with the functions, turning the communicator over in his hand.] Whoa! I think this thing is on.

Oh my god. You didn't get to see Karkat freak out. It was like the most embarrassing thing. You literally nailed him in the face and he had some major mental breakdown and everything.

Oh shit really? Ok. That's cool I guess. Ask someone where we are. Also if they have a can opener.

Haha, oh man, really? That sounds like something worth seeing! Ok, ok, uhh... Hello? Can anyone hear us? [He's not going to ask your dumb question about the can opener, Dave.]

[ooc| john is in blue, dave is in red!]

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[He's definitely making a face.]

Maybe as a last resort, but I think I'll try to avoid that as long as possible.

I like the way you think. [ Discedo, it's time to run and hide. ]

Yeah, you're right. Me neither.

So far they're nice, you can rely on 'em if you get into a mess.

So watch out for those animals prowlin' around..

Ehehe, thanks..

And it's been a little while by now! I think I arrived back in.. November, that's it. And it's June by now.

Well... like I said, they restock stuff at the market, so you can always just pick up canned things there.

Oh man, I guess that means we actually do need to get a can opener!

[That's... all he got from that, yep.]

[This is going to end terribly for everyone.]

Then I guess this will be a prank war of awesome proportions. If you're actually good at it.

Oh, it's nice to know they are people you can count on.

Thanks for the warning, I think we will be ok. Are there lots of monsters here?

Wow, that's so weird! It was April before I got here. But I suppose if it could shoot me into the future three years it could also add a couple of months too. It's kinda discombobulating though.

There's a whack of 'em. Just don't wander 'round alone and avoid the edge of town.

You should be alright. And there's always someone willin' to help out.

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Dave and I kinda have a lot of experience with fighting monsters! Which is weird since I think we didn't really fight them for that long? But there were a lot of them...

You two'll be fine; can't see 'em bein' a problem. I haven't ran into any so I don't know how smart they are, but you two should grab an apartment or somewhere to stay quick.

Terezi told us to come live by her, so we are going to do that as soon as this lady picks us up.

Yeup. Good luck finding one--though your friend-- er, Terezi you said? --might have one.

Yeah, it really is weird, isn't it..? Although I guess you get used to a lot of weird things here, they happen all the time.

Alright then, looks like you got all your bases covered, kid.

Lemme know if you need to know anythin'.

I can't really turn you down now, can I? I've gotta give you a taste of what I can do.

[ That might very well be a hint. Or he's just being cheeky. ]

No, no. I am not from this planet, no one is, really. We were all brought here by the scientists just as you two were. In my world, the year is 2012 yet there are some people from my world who are from 2011 and the Cold War era.

John, everyone and their ectorelation knows you have a Nic Cage boner. It's not exactly a secret.

It wasn't lame.

So they keep contact with us. If we called them out, do they respond? Just curious. I doubt I want to actually talk to them.

I think we'll be good as far as shelter goes. Does anyone know how we're being pulled here? Or are we expected to believe some fancy fucking voodoo magic like Tinkerbell was having a bad day and decided to go psychotic bitch on everyone.

All the stories I'll have to tell you when I find that perfect one.

Yeah. She's pretty cool. Been traveling with her for a good year or so. You kind of get used to her invading your personal space after awhile.

It doesn't make it any less fucking gross though, shit. [Terezi will just acquire a red harem. Obviously.]

Uhh. What.

[No. What. What does that even mean?] Is it specific to the person than? I mean as far as side effects go. Because I really don't want to be in diapers or turning into, I don't know, a goat. Not really into bleating.

I'm talking to a dog.

A dog that knows how to use the audio function on a handheld device. God, I'm not even surprised anymore.

Also no play by plays. Possums are banned from storytime. [Whatever. It's not his problem if she tells everyone else. As long as it's not him, he's cool.]

So it sounds like we're gonna be your new neighbors. Better be ready for when I want a cup of sugar. Better have that shit on the ready. Can't tame this Strider when he wants to get his major bake on.

Except there's probably a ban on baking because John has some crazy aversion to it at this point.

Yeah...I guess. [Uh.]

I guess. I mean, is it really that surprising? [Seeing as he's kind of used to it, he forgets that not everyone else is.]

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