video; 02

[legality]

[ There are no explanations. There are no sounds. Only art. ]





[ Someone is looking for her shoe, and according to her drawing, she is very distressed. Unfortunately, as seen by the strange blue scribbles around the artistic depiction of the shoe, it looks like the flood washed it away. But it seems she might be offering a reward, if anyone can read that orange shit scrawled on the sides.

Unfortunately for all parties involved, and unknown to all parties involved, something in the lake ate it. ]

Comments

[abstruse]

It's sad that a shoe of all things is the love of your life, but why should I judge you? People have their fetishes.

[legality]

W3R3 G3TT1NG HUM4N M4RR14G3D
YOUR3 1NV1T3D

[abstruse]

Oh, what an honour. I would love to attend, assuming our groom hasn't met his untimely end.

[legality]

1 H4V3 F41TH TH4T H3 W1LL OUT L1V3 US 4LL
3V3RY S1NGL3 ON3 OF US
1LL M4K3 SUR3 OF 1T
>;]

[abstruse]

Oh, I'm sure he'll outlive a great number of us; not taking certain scientific tendencies into account. Honestly, I don't think I've ever seen a dead shoe before.

[legality]

TH3YR3 PR3TTY 1MMORT4L YOU KNOW
LOTS OF PR3TTY SH4DY D34L1NG FOR TH4T 1MMORT4L1TY
BUT H3Y
1F 1T WORKS FOR TH3M
WH4T3V3R
JUST 4S LONG 4S W3 DONT 3ND UP W1TH SOM3 ZOMB13 SHO3S
TH4TD B3 4 B4D N1GHT

[abstruse]

I feel like a zombie shoe would be just as quick to bite my foot off in the day as it would in the night. Unless there's some sort of Zombie-code I'm not aware of?

[legality]

TH3R3S 4 ZOMB13 COD3 YOUR3 NOT 4W4R3 OF
SORRY M4N
WH3N TH3 ZOMB13 SHO3S 4TT4CK YOU 4R3 NOT GO1NG TO ST4ND 4 CH4NC3

[abstruse]

Oh, I concur. I could take on twice the shoes you could, should it happen to pass.

[legality]

CH4LL3NG3 4CC3PT3D!

[abstruse]

Good; I hope you're not a sore loser, then!

[legality]

TOO B4D YOULL N3V3R G3T TO F1ND OUT!!!!