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[ There are no explanations. There are no sounds. Only art. ]





[ Someone is looking for her shoe, and according to her drawing, she is very distressed. Unfortunately, as seen by the strange blue scribbles around the artistic depiction of the shoe, it looks like the flood washed it away. But it seems she might be offering a reward, if anyone can read that orange shit scrawled on the sides.

Unfortunately for all parties involved, and unknown to all parties involved, something in the lake ate it. ]

Comments

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[until_i_say_so]

At least you can actually tell what the subject is.

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W4S TH4T 4N UND3RH4ND3D 4TT4CK ON MY M4ST3RP13C3
B3C4US3, 1F TH3R3 1S 4NYTH1NG 1 4M C4P4BL3 OF 4RT1ST1CLY, 1T 1S 4CCUR4CY!
WH1CH C4NT B3 S41D FOR YOU
UNFORTUN4T3LY

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[until_i_say_so]

It wasn't underhanded, it was blatant. How do you lose a shoe anyway?

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WOWW P3RSON4L QU3ST1ONS
NON3 OF YOUR BUS1N3SS
JUST 4SSUM3 1 LOST 1T DO1NG SOM3TH1NG 3P1C
L1K3 SL4UGHT3R1NG SOM3 3V1L TR33 1MPS OR SOM3TH1NG
DUR1NG 4 FLOOD
1N 4 THUND3RSTORM

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[until_i_say_so]

How is a shoe personal.

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L1K3 1 S41D
NON3 OF YOUR3 BUS1N3SS
W3 M1GHT H4V3 B33N 1N LOV3
4ND SOON TO B3 HUM4N 34RTH M4RR1G3D
OR M4YB3 NOT
>:o

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[until_i_say_so]

It obviously didn't love you back if it ran away from you.

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1T GOT COLD F33T
>;]

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[until_i_say_so]

[Give Damian a moment here while he face palms epically.]

... that was really bad. You know that right?

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1 WOULD L1K3 TO S33 YOU DO ON3 B3TT3R
B3C4US3 HON3STLY 1 H4V3 B33N W41T1NG TO T3LL TH4T JOK3 4LL N1GHT
1T H4D TO H4V3 TH3 P3RF3CT T1M1NG!!!

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[until_i_say_so]

I leave the bad puns to other people.

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B3T YOU COULDNT M4K3 ON3 1F YOU TR13D

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[until_i_say_so]

But I don't want to try.

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C4US3 YOU SUCK 4T 1T
R1GHT???

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[until_i_say_so]

They're bad puns. Isn't it a requirement that they all suck?

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SUCK1NG 4T PUNS 1S 4 D3L1C4T3 4RT

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[until_i_say_so]

One skill I won't be too upset not to master.

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M4N YOU 4R3 JUST 4 BOR1NG S4CK OF SH1T 4R3NT YOU
WOWWWW

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[until_i_say_so]

You won't be saying that during the zombie apocalypse.

[What? Damian-- I don't even...]

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UHHH
W4NN4 B3T???

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[until_i_say_so]

Sure.

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1 B3T MY OTH3R SHO3 TH4T
WH1L3 K1CK1NG S3R1OUS ZOMB13 4SS
1 W1LL ST1LL B3 4BL3 TO S1GH 1N 4 FRUSTR4T3D M4NN3R 4ND C4LL YOU 4 BOR1NG S4CK OF SH1T