[ Text ; Valentines event ]

[ramenkage]

So there's this girl. She's really cool, yeah yeah! Almost as cool as me!!!!! Some of you might know her, actually--Her name's Yuffie. She's so cute!!! Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ I don't know how to describe it but it's like my heart is beating really fast whenever I talk to her!~

Haha this is really embarrassing, but I guess I really like her. Like...like like her! I dunno what I should do about it, though!   (*´ο`*)=3 Help me out, guys. Should I tell her how I feel?

Or surprise her with something special?（*＾＾）＾*） ☆Chu！！



[ ooc: THIS IS SO HIDEOUS. Anyway yup. Valentines virus strikes again Sksjdfwlkd. Naruto has no idea it's there, so uh. Yup!!! ]

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[ramenkage]

[ What if he sent her something disgustingly kawaii moe doki doki, huh? WHAT THEN?

In any case, he'll wait for her to get out of the shower, trying to figure out why the fuck people are giving him love advice. Seriously, what??



And no, he doesn't realize this is surprisingly similar to what happened to Sakura. ]

Oi, Sakura! D'you know why I'm getting all this advice all of a sudden?

1/2

[sthenic]

((oh you...))

[sthenic]

((She looks a little grumpy at first, but she coughs. The expression is gone.))

Probably because you asked for it?

1/3

[ramenkage]

Eh? I did!?

[ramenkage]

[ OKAY, seriously thinking about this. When did he ask for...











Hm.. ]

[ramenkage]

I don't remember anything like that!

Hey hey, do you think I asked in my sleep or something? I mean...Ah man, that would suck! Who asks about romance stuff when they're half asleep, anyway?

[sthenic]

((After thinking about it a moment, she can't help but laugh at him. She covers her mouth and resists it slightly.)) You, I guess.

[ramenkage]

Aw, man! That's so embarrassing! [ His secrets revealed!



Only not really. ]

[sthenic]

So you didn't send out that message then?

[ramenkage]

The one asking for romantic advice? Nah.




...I don't think so, anyway. [ Totally depends on what was in it. ]

[sthenic]

I wonder if what happened to me is the same thing that happened to you... I mean, it would make sense.

[ramenkage]

Huh? What d'you mean? [ He...still doesn't realize you didn't send that message. WHOOPS. ]

[sthenic]

Oh, Ah-ha! Well, I guess I sent out a bunch of really embarrassing messages to all sorts of strangers. I didn't even write any of them..

I thought you did it at first, but I guess I should know better than to think you'd start sending a bunch of messages out like that. Well, if anything, we know now you definitely didn't do it.

[ramenkage]

Oi, wait so that really wasn't you?

[ Oh.





Oh shit. He is so screwed if she finds out he forwarded that message to Sasuke A million times. So totally and completely screwed.

Quick! Evasive maneuvers! ]

Uh---hahaha, but yeah yeah you're totally right. I'd never send something like that to anyone, y'know! Ever! Though it's really weird. I mean, what would cause something like weird, lovey-dovey messages to get sent everywhere?




...What did mine say, anyway?

[sthenic]

((Shakes her head in response to the first statement.))

Yours was just asking for advice on how to pick up some girl... Yuffie, it said.

[ramenkage]

[ Crisis averted. ]

Yuffie? [ ANOTHER CRISIS AVERTED!!!!!!!! ] Huh...well, that's weird.

[sthenic]

Is she a friend of yours?

[ramenkage]

Yeah, I guess. We've hung out a few times, anyway.

[ He shrugs. ]

She's pretty cool.

[sthenic]

((A pause, and she sort of laughs at him, walking towards her room. Trollololol girls are weird like that.))

[ramenkage]

Eh? Oi oi what's with that laugh. [ Whyyyy are girls such trolls man. ]

[sthenic]

I'm headed out soon, so if you need anything, you should write it down. ((and she just disappears into her room. Poor kid.))