Valentine's Event

[eyeforaneye]

[Private text to Clive]

Dear Clive,

I'm putting this into words because I cannot bear to say it to your face. This isn't something I want to mess up. When I see you the cold days here become a little warmer.

You possess so many qualities that henceforth I bore little to no appreciation for. Your mind is a thing of beauty. I don't want to forget the time we've shared. It's hard for me to say this, but… I want you to return to my world with me, to live with me. I don't have much but what I do have is all yours. I'll provide any comforts you desire so long as you agree. Please understand that I want you to be as happy as you've made me.
I dream of one day holding your hand as we watch the sunrise in my world, together until it sets, of lying in the tall thrushes with you and counting the stars.

We'll be happy always, I swear it. No matter what threatens us, I'll crush it myself. I'll always keep you safe from harm. The hearth will be warm and the table will always have food on it. I would fight an army for you.

I steal glimpses of you every chance I get. I don't think you understand how I've been suffering inside, masking it to avoid causing you any discomfort. I've seen your body, its perfection. I saw your excitement, just the other day. I wanted to be the one to make it all better for you, to offer you relief and enjoyment in a way that no other could.

It doesn't matter to me what others think. It doesn't matter to me that we're both men. It doesn't matter to me that I'll be unable to restore my clan with you. Where there's a will, there's a way. Let's fight together for our future.

Be my partner, always.

Sasuke

[Private text to Flora]

Dear Flora,

To you this might come as a little bit sudden, but for me it feels like it's taken far too long.

Do you remember when we were stuck under the mistletoe together? You had come to the hospital, to visit me… It's been so long since anyone's done anything like that for me. Besides, even if they had, back where I come from it would be too difficult for me to accept that kind of attention. Is it selfish to want it from you?

You're a kind person, perhaps too much so. Still, I couldn't keep this quiet any longer.

I hope you'll understand,

Sasuke

[Private to Hong Kong]

Dear Hong Kong,

You've taught me so many words. Now it's time for you to teach me the language of love.

I'm waiting,

Sasuke

[Private text to Japan]

Dear Japan,

I know by now that you want my body. You need to just say it forthright, using your own words, in your own beautiful language.

Hurry it up,

Sasuke

[Private text to Turkey]

Dear Turkey,

I want you. Sexually. No strings attached.

Now.

Sasuke

[ ooh: Okay, I had several letters in mind, hence the cuts. And… I am so so sorry. These are all heinous. I couldn't resist. ]

Comments

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[eyeforaneye]

[ He's lucky he didn't cut himself when Clive startled him, subtly hiding the knife he'd stolen from the kitchen when the other enters the living room. Sasuke's seated on the couch, looking up immediately. ]

What? [ His communicator is next to him, actually, very much not stolen. ]

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[abstruse]

((sees the communicator. frowns.))

Did you send anything to me?

(action)

[eyeforaneye]

... I can ask you that too.

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[abstruse]

...I haven't been sending anything, no. Did you receive something odd from me?

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[eyeforaneye]

Odd...

Yes. It was a little odd. [ Eh heh... ]

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[abstruse]

...Do I want to know?

(action) I HATE THIS TAG

[eyeforaneye]

... It said you had "feelings". 欲望... Wanting. [ That's the best he can do by way of translation. ]

(action) 1/4 lmfao sorry about that

[abstruse]

...

Re: (action) 2/4

[abstruse]

..........

Re: (action) 3/4

[abstruse]

I....

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[abstruse]

I assure you I sent no such thing of my own volition.

(action) ohmigosh you aren't sorry at all!

[eyeforaneye]

[ Sasuke's wondering if Clive heard him for a second there or if he just... broke or something. ]

I can send it. You can see. It is real.

Re: (action) ..... 1/2

[abstruse]

Ah, no, that's fine.

Re: (action) ohmigosh you aren't sorry at all!

[abstruse]

.... Theeenn again, it might give us a clue to who did this! Perhaps you should forward it..

[eyeforaneye]

[ Right, you just want to read it.



Or watch as Sasuke pretends he knows how to forward a message and ends up taking nearly thirty seconds to do so. Dum di dum... There we go. ]

Sended. [ "Sended" is the cool version of "sent", okay. ]

[abstruse]

((a laugh)) It's "sent," but your guess was not illogical.

[eyeforaneye]

... [ Small consolation. He grunts once, frowning. ]

Read it. [ "Sent"... "sent"... ]

[abstruse]

(( and so he reads it, in all of its horror. He seems relatively unchanged as he reads it.))

No...... I certainly didn't write this. My communicator has been with me this whole time... unless somebody wrote it while I slept, which I highly doubt.

[eyeforaneye]

[ Oh Clive, you handle it so well. How professional of you. ]

But maybe? That is the only way. [ Though he certainly didn't leave his communicator unguarded either... ]

[abstruse]

This letter is as ridiculous as the one I received...

[eyeforaneye]

... What was it? [ Oh, does he really want to know? ]

[abstruse]

((Sends it, too... it would be weird and suspicious if he hoarded it, after all.))

1/6 /dies

[eyeforaneye]

[ Right, because this whole thing isn't weird enough.

Checking... Reading... ]

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