on [voice; backdated to the 25th]

[scimitar]

[BZZZZZZZT--] Oh, wow. That was fuckin' wonderful, really. [and embarrassing. mostly embarrassing. everything is.] I'd insert more curses 'bout how much I hate this place an' a good chunk 'a the fuckers in it, but hey! I need a doc to take out my chip, stat.

I'll even throw a 'please' out there.




An' if yer wonderin', yeah. I was completely innocent in... that. Whatever the fuck that was. Stabbed right in the back, both figuratively 'n literally. Screw you, Sasuke. Screw. You. AN' WHOEVER STOLE MY SWORD 'N GODDAMN MASK. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT EVEN. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT.

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voice

[liquidate]

That's what I was gonna ask you! Y'know, preferences. Are you a ladies man?

voice

[scimitar]

[he's a no one's man]

Hah! I don' have time for any 'a that bullshit. An' even if I did, I already got someone.

voice

[liquidate]

Iyaaaa, really? [ Chin hands. ] Who's that?

voice

[scimitar]

Marceline!

[he is sticking to this story forever and a day.]

voice

[liquidate]

[ Finger in ear. ] Who's that.

voice

[scimitar]

Yer worst nightmare.

voice

[liquidate]

Woaaah, easy there, you negative nancy. She really so bad?

voice

[scimitar]

[how to put this...]

--For you, yeah!

voice

[liquidate]

Why? I haven't done anything. Don't pawn your girlfriends off on me, I don't want your sloppy seconds!

voice

[scimitar]

Not like that!

voice

[liquidate]

You're weird~

[scimitar]

[he's



too old for this shit]

[liquidate]

[ SO OLD EW (notewnotevenclose). ]