05 [Video] The no lips blues

[tapdancinskelly]

Why?! Why oh why?!

[Brooke can be seen on screen trying to blow into a harmonica... but.]

Oh the tragedy... the TRAGEDY!! Yohohoho! I cannot play the blues about not having any lips, if I cannot play the harmonica to go with it. And I can't play the Harmonica without lips! Oh the ironic tragedy!

[He's laughing so hard, but also crying buckets.]

I guess I'm finally paying my dues,
Because I got the no lips blues!

I tried to play a harmonica,
Cause it sounds awful sweet,
But I cannot play without lips,
And that isn't very neat.

I don't have a saxaphone,
And guitar just won't quite work,
And complaining I don't have lips,
Just makes me sound like a big jerk!

Oh, I don't want to whine,
Complain, Refute, or Shout,
But without any lips,
I should just get the heck out,

Yeah I can only lose,
For singing this kinda blues,
Cause baby, baby, baby!
I got the... nooooooooooo lips blues!

[And with the end of his song, Brooke crashes his head into his desk.]

(OOC: So Brooke is addicted to the blues for Smoker's chip event. So roughly half his tags will be sung in the blues.)

Comments

[baka_jyanai]

-More laughter.- Sing one about ice!

[tapdancinskelly]

Ice is so cold,
It makes me feel real chilly,
It can make you slip and fall,
Which makes you look just kinda silly,

Ice is only water,
But without a few degrees,
It's temperature's so low,
It will cause things to freeze!

Oh yeaaaaah,
People should really get a clue,
Cause you're cool as ice,
And baby this, is the icy cold bluuuuues!

[baka_jyanai]

It's extra cool because blue is my favorite color! -... We couldn't tell.-

[tapdancinskelly]

You know, I think that is an excellent favorite color to have! Would you like to know a secret?

[baka_jyanai]

-Gasp!- A secret? A real secret? Really really?

[tapdancinskelly]

Blue is my favorite color too! Yohohoho!

People always think that,
My favorite color's black or white,
But the truth about those colors,
Is I only think their alright,

Blue's my favorite color,
As it appeals most to me,
And I don't know why people can't get it,
Cause I'm a pirate who sails the seas!

Oh heeeey,
I really love whales that are blue,
So you see my pretty fairy,
That color really gives me the bluuuues!

Yohohoho!

[baka_jyanai]

-Yep, pretty much nothing but laughter on this end now. She is thoroughly entertained.-

[tapdancinskelly]

So remember little fairy,
When you're feeling real down low,
And you've got yourself the blues,
And you don't know where to go,

You can always ask for Soul King,
To save you from your woes,
Cause I'll always help people laugh and smile,
And that's how the story goes!

Yeaaaah baby!
I'm the bard of the Straw Hat Creeeeew!
And you can call me Brooke the bard,
Cause baby, I love singing the bluuuuues!

YOHOHOHOHO!!!

[baka_jyanai]

You're a cool guy, Brooke! I like you!

[tapdancinskelly]

Really?!

[baka_jyanai]

Yeah! And because you don't have skin, we can play with ice and you won't get cold!

[tapdancinskelly]

Yohohoho! I wouldn't be too sure about that. Although, it might interest you to know I also have a pretty decent amount of skill with ice.

[baka_jyanai]

You do?

... What kinda skill? Can you make stuff with ice? Control it? Form it?

Cuz I can do all of that.

[tapdancinskelly]

Yohohoho! Nothing quite that advanced! I can just channel the energy of the underworld to create an aura of cold around my sword. So I guess Ice can still remain your specialty, whereas mine...

♫~Mine is singing the bluuuues!~♫