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[ramenkage]

 [ So the first thing you see is PINK. Oh god there is so much pink, what the hell is th--oh, it's just Naruto's hair. Lately, he's been mostly keeping under-the radar, in hopes that the color would wash out. But it was becoming  more and more evident that he was going to be stuck with the pink hair for a while. Which was irritating in and of itself, if it weren't for recent events.

Events which made him even more irritated. Regardless! He plans on complaining about something. And since he can't complain about some things, he'll complain about his hair! ]

Oi Fortuna, hey. Make sure to use any weird hair shit the scientists give you, yeah? They can do some pretty cool stuff! Like turn hair pink! It doesn't wash out either, not that I've tried a million times or anything, yeah? Which is awesome, 'cause now I'll have pink hair forever.

[ wait. ]

Shit! I mean, I love having pink hair!

[ Yeah this is just Naruto. Looking kind of mortified. What is he saying!? ]

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[ramenkage]

Oi shut it! I totally look like a flamingo!

[ OH DAMMIT. ]

And I wouldn't be able to stay up at all! I'd fall right over, yeah? [ ... ] N-No, that's exactly what I meant! [ He groans, ruffling his hair in frustration. Why isn't anything he says coming out right?! ]

[shinjukuinformant]

Really~? What a shame even a little kid can stand on one leg.

[Izaya pretends to not notice Naruto's frustrations.]

You should practice then so you can better match your new look! I'll time you.