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[ramenkage]

 [ So the first thing you see is PINK. Oh god there is so much pink, what the hell is th--oh, it's just Naruto's hair. Lately, he's been mostly keeping under-the radar, in hopes that the color would wash out. But it was becoming  more and more evident that he was going to be stuck with the pink hair for a while. Which was irritating in and of itself, if it weren't for recent events.

Events which made him even more irritated. Regardless! He plans on complaining about something. And since he can't complain about some things, he'll complain about his hair! ]

Oi Fortuna, hey. Make sure to use any weird hair shit the scientists give you, yeah? They can do some pretty cool stuff! Like turn hair pink! It doesn't wash out either, not that I've tried a million times or anything, yeah? Which is awesome, 'cause now I'll have pink hair forever.

[ wait. ]

Shit! I mean, I love having pink hair!

[ Yeah this is just Naruto. Looking kind of mortified. What is he saying!? ]

Comments

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[shinjukuinformant]

You remind me of a flamingo

[He is all smiles as Izaya flips to Naruto's feed, his inability to lie or tell half truths apparently not affecting his need to catch people on their bad days.]

Ne, How long can you stand on one leg without falling~?

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[ramenkage]

Oi shut it! I totally look like a flamingo!

[ OH DAMMIT. ]

And I wouldn't be able to stay up at all! I'd fall right over, yeah? [ ... ] N-No, that's exactly what I meant! [ He groans, ruffling his hair in frustration. Why isn't anything he says coming out right?! ]

[shinjukuinformant]

Really~? What a shame even a little kid can stand on one leg.

[Izaya pretends to not notice Naruto's frustrations.]

You should practice then so you can better match your new look! I'll time you.

[fierybluebird]

At least you look good with it. Sort of like Sakura's brother though, eh?

[ramenkage]

Yeah, because I definitely want to look like her brother. [ SARCASM WORKS HOLY SHIT. ]

[fierybluebird]

Maybe it'll give her a chance to see you in a new light?

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[bauhinia]

That's kinda wild. [ Always so helpful, Honkers. Always. ] Why hair dye?

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[ramenkage]

Wild is a good thing, yeah? [ ... ] Oh, and it wasn't because I was jealous of some other guy. I just thought hair dye was the coolest.

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[bauhinia]

What other guy?

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[ramenkage]

No other guy! And definitely not Shizuo!!

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[bauhinia]

Oh, so you were jealous of Shizuo.

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[ramenkage]

Definitely not!

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[bauhinia]

We don't have to talk about it anymore if you don't wanna.

[abstruse]

You should wear it more often, then. It's a good look for you. ((Trolololol.))

[ramenkage]

Yeah! I totally want my hair pink all the damn time! [ FUCK NO. ]

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[then_there_were_none]

...am I missing something again?

Why'd you put stuff they gave you on your head, anyway?

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[ramenkage]

I dunno, maybe.

O-Oi and I totally wanted pink hair, that's why. It wasn't because I was jealous or anything stupid like that.

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[then_there_were_none]

...you're being really specific, you know.

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[ramenkage]

No I'm not.

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[eyeforaneye]

You look amazing. [ This conversation is going to go nowhere so fast. ]

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[ramenkage]

I don't ever wanna hear that from you again. [ Pure gold. ]

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[eyeforaneye]

You will hear it. You'll hear it constantly.

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[ramenkage]

Why don't you just go away. You're a ray of sunshine anyway, yeah?

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[eyeforaneye]

[ Harsh bro. ]

You know that I always do what you want me to do. That's exactly how life is, tailored to your convenience.