discedo | 03 ❝third cut [video; japanese]

[ The video clicks on and there sits Suigetsu against a blank wall, looking proud of himself. ]

Guess who's baaack! Yeah, bitches, my chip is out and I am feeling fucking fantastic right about now. So I thought it was high time I introduced myself to anyone who missed my arrival... or to those who wanna hear my name again, heh!

[ He throws his hands behind his head and grins broadly, sharp teeth shining in the dim light. ]

I'm Hōzuki Suigetsu and I have a passion for blades. You know me now, I don't really want to know you, but let's talk business and pretend we're mutually benefitting from our conversation! I'm a collector of rare and valuable swords. And I mean good quality things, none of this dented, chipped and broken shit, understand?

Any and all information will interest me; I have nothing to give to you in return - willingly or otherwise. But who knows. Maybe there's someone out there who is just plain damn nice~

Suigetsu, out!

[ For those who do not understand Japanese, there's a text following the video: ]

I'm looking for swords and their owners, any info helps a lot~ And I mean decent swords. No obvious junk or useless pieces of rust. There are pretty exotic ones around this place, I can feel it. >:}

[ *Note: Suigetsu is suffering from being entirely truthful and complete obedience! ]

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Houzuki Suigetsu, don't forget it!

I'll be sure not to. As for myself, I am Wang Yao.

Nice doing business with you, Yao. When can I look forward to this badass sword!

I would say before the end of this month for sure. I cannot give an exact date since I have to search for the steel here. Then there is the whole process of making the sword in the first place. You will like the twin hooks, though. I prefer them myself.

[He always carries them around when he's outside.]

So long as they're not too much like mini-scythes. I still have an image to upkeep and that's with swords! I'll check back in on you soon, then, I'm excited!

Oh no, these are not like scythes at all. They have a very unique shape. At one point in time, the Shaolin monks of my country used them to protect themselves from bandits. I'm glad you are.

Ohhhhhhhh that sounds super cool~ I'll be like a Shaolin thief persecutor. BRING IT ON MOTHERFUCKERS.

But the Shaolin monks are peaceful and wish for a life of solitude with their brethren. They only carried and used weapons because the outside world would not leave them alone. That does not make them less formidable fighters, though, oh no. After all, they were some of the many people that trained me in the martial arts.

Edited 2012-09-25 02:51 (UTC)

Well they sound less badass now, they should be vigilante monks. I'd be a rogue Shaolin monk with swords and kickass techniques. ... Nah, I'm good with my endless well of talent. Fight me sometime.

I will take you up on that offer someday, but not now. Please forgive my mood, I'm still coming to terms with certain things.

Coming to terms with what??? Fighting can relieve stress!

It can and I'd rather not say.

Are you shyyy, you can talk to me yknow. I have like negative points in the shy category.

Really, I'd rather not. It is a very sensitive issue.

Well okay buddy if you say so. I'll teach you how not to be shy, don't worry~

I am married.

[When people use that kind of language with him, he automatically assumes they're flirting with him.]

I WASN'T HITTING ON YOU. I can if you want me to, but like... You're married, dude.

No, I do not want you to hit on me! That's why I am stating right now that I am married.

Hey you came onto me, I'm just going with the flow.

No, you were the one that came onto me! Unless you meant something completely different when you mentioned that you would teach me "how not to be shy."

It is totally what it sounds like! Getting over shyness is super easy. I'm just a nice guy who said he could help~

Oh... Then forgive me for my mistake, I did not mean to snap at you.

Hahaha don't apologize! I don't deserve apologies. You'll see!!

[He's scared to ask now.]

Will I?

YOU BETCHA!