liquidate: they were right when they said we were breathing underwater (37 ❝come mothers and fathers)
鬼灯水月,HOUZUKI SUIGETSU ([personal profile] liquidate) wrote in [community profile] discedo2012-08-21 01:45 am

03 ❝third cut [video; japanese]

[ The video clicks on and there sits Suigetsu against a blank wall, looking proud of himself. ]

Guess who's baaack! Yeah, bitches, my chip is out and I am feeling fucking fantastic right about now. So I thought it was high time I introduced myself to anyone who missed my arrival... or to those who wanna hear my name again, heh!

[ He throws his hands behind his head and grins broadly, sharp teeth shining in the dim light. ]

I'm Hōzuki Suigetsu and I have a passion for blades. You know me now, I don't really want to know you, but let's talk business and pretend we're mutually benefitting from our conversation! I'm a collector of rare and valuable swords. And I mean good quality things, none of this dented, chipped and broken shit, understand?

Any and all information will interest me; I have nothing to give to you in return - willingly or otherwise. But who knows. Maybe there's someone out there who is just plain damn nice~

Suigetsu, out!



[ For those who do not understand Japanese, there's a text following the video: ]

I'm looking for swords and their owners, any info helps a lot~
And I mean decent swords. No obvious junk or useless pieces of rust.
There are pretty exotic ones around this place, I can feel it. >:}


[ *Note: Suigetsu is suffering from being entirely truthful and complete obedience! ]
yourgoddamnit: (I AM YOUR CREATOR.)

text;

[personal profile] yourgoddamnit 2012-08-27 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT AN EAR FULL OF JAPANESE DIDN'T I.
I CAN'T TELL IF I'M WALLOWING IN SWEET REMEMBRANCE FOR THE EMPIRE OF THE RISING SANDWICHES
OR HAVING A FLASHBACK AND RUING THE FACT THAT I HAVE A JAPANESE SOUL.
GODDAMN IT, JAPAN.

SWORDS ARE INFERIOR TO SICKLES.
NOTHING SAYS "INTIMIDATION" THAN HAVING A TOOL SYMBOLIZED WITH REAPING DEATH UPON THE UNJUST.
yourgoddamnit: (HIDE YOUR CHILDREN I HAVE ARRIVED.)

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[personal profile] yourgoddamnit 2012-08-28 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
JAPAN IS THE SANDWICH EMPIRE.
JUST TYPING THAT I REALIZE THAT I'M GIVING YOU ALL THIS BULLSHIT WITHOUT CONTEXT AND PROBABLY SOUND LIKE A RAMBLING LUNATIC.
NOT THAT I'LL DENY MY LUNACY
BUT THERE IS ACTUALLY LOGICAL CONTEXT.
IT'S JUST A LONG STORY AND I'VE ALREADY ASSAULTED YOUR THINK PAN WITH MY STUPIDITY FOR LONG ENOUGH.

FALSE.
SICKLES ARE THE WEAPONS OF THE THRESHECUTIONERS, AN ELITE CLASS FROM MY SOCIETY.
YOU WANT FINESSE?
THESE GUYS WERE TRAINED TO FLAY THE DAMNED WITH THE PRECISION OF A SURGEON AND DELICACY OF A POTATO PEELER.
SOMETIMES ALIVE.
yourgoddamnit: (I WILL NOT JUDGE YOU FOR YOUR IMPOTENCE.)

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[personal profile] yourgoddamnit 2012-09-18 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I ALTERNATE BETWEEN UNDESERVED ARROGANCE AND SELF HATE.
MY FLAWS PLAY AN IMPORTANT ROLE IN BOTH SO MAY AS WELL KEEP A RUNNING TALLY OF THEM.
SO LET ME GUESS:
YOU'RE AMONG THE LEGIONS OF THE CRAZY TOO?

SURE I CAN AGREE WITH THAT.
I'LL CONCEDE THAT SWORDS DO HAVE SOME PLACE.
THE GOOD ONES, ANYWAY.
yourgoddamnit: (pic#4480001)

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[personal profile] yourgoddamnit 2012-09-27 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
POSSIBLY.
I'LL LEAVE THAT DECISION UP TO THE PEOPLE AROUND ME.
HONESTLY I WOULDN'T GIVE A SHIT IF I'M BORING IF I CAN AT LEAST GET ASSHOLES THAT SURROUND ME TO NOT BE SUCH DISORGANIZED FAILURES.
AS FOR YOUR SCALE OF AWESOME,
THAT I WILL HAVE TO SEE FOR MYSELF.

WELL SHIT DUDE MAYBE I SHOULD EMPLOY YOU TO WAGE WAR AGAINST THE DEMONS THAT LIVE IN MY WALLS.
THEY'RE TOO POISONOUS TO EAT SO WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO WITH THEM?