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03 ❝third cut [video; japanese]
[ The video clicks on and there sits Suigetsu against a blank wall, looking proud of himself. ]
Guess who's baaack! Yeah, bitches, my chip is out and I am feeling fucking fantastic right about now. So I thought it was high time I introduced myself to anyone who missed my arrival... or to those who wanna hear my name again, heh!
[ He throws his hands behind his head and grins broadly, sharp teeth shining in the dim light. ]
I'm Hōzuki Suigetsu and I have a passion for blades. You know me now, I don't really want to know you, but let's talk business and pretend we're mutually benefitting from our conversation! I'm a collector of rare and valuable swords. And I mean good quality things, none of this dented, chipped and broken shit, understand?
Any and all information will interest me; I have nothing to give to you in return - willingly or otherwise. But who knows. Maybe there's someone out there who is just plain damn nice~
Suigetsu, out!
[ For those who do not understand Japanese, there's a text following the video: ]
I'm looking for swords and their owners, any info helps a lot~
And I mean decent swords. No obvious junk or useless pieces of rust.
There are pretty exotic ones around this place, I can feel it. >:}
[ *Note: Suigetsu is suffering from being entirely truthful and complete obedience! ]
Guess who's baaack! Yeah, bitches, my chip is out and I am feeling fucking fantastic right about now. So I thought it was high time I introduced myself to anyone who missed my arrival... or to those who wanna hear my name again, heh!
[ He throws his hands behind his head and grins broadly, sharp teeth shining in the dim light. ]
I'm Hōzuki Suigetsu and I have a passion for blades. You know me now, I don't really want to know you, but let's talk business and pretend we're mutually benefitting from our conversation! I'm a collector of rare and valuable swords. And I mean good quality things, none of this dented, chipped and broken shit, understand?
Any and all information will interest me; I have nothing to give to you in return - willingly or otherwise. But who knows. Maybe there's someone out there who is just plain damn nice~
Suigetsu, out!
[ For those who do not understand Japanese, there's a text following the video: ]
I'm looking for swords and their owners, any info helps a lot~
And I mean decent swords. No obvious junk or useless pieces of rust.
There are pretty exotic ones around this place, I can feel it. >:}
[ *Note: Suigetsu is suffering from being entirely truthful and complete obedience! ]
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I CAN'T TELL IF I'M WALLOWING IN SWEET REMEMBRANCE FOR THE EMPIRE OF THE RISING SANDWICHES
OR HAVING A FLASHBACK AND RUING THE FACT THAT I HAVE A JAPANESE SOUL.
GODDAMN IT, JAPAN.
SWORDS ARE INFERIOR TO SICKLES.
NOTHING SAYS "INTIMIDATION" THAN HAVING A TOOL SYMBOLIZED WITH REAPING DEATH UPON THE UNJUST.
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But if there really is a Sandwich Empire, I'm totally game for it.
Swords are inferior to nothing. You can't achieve finesse with sickles.
Sickles are for hick farmers, not some fictional ghost story characters.
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JUST TYPING THAT I REALIZE THAT I'M GIVING YOU ALL THIS BULLSHIT WITHOUT CONTEXT AND PROBABLY SOUND LIKE A RAMBLING LUNATIC.
NOT THAT I'LL DENY MY LUNACY
BUT THERE IS ACTUALLY LOGICAL CONTEXT.
IT'S JUST A LONG STORY AND I'VE ALREADY ASSAULTED YOUR THINK PAN WITH MY STUPIDITY FOR LONG ENOUGH.
FALSE.
SICKLES ARE THE WEAPONS OF THE THRESHECUTIONERS, AN ELITE CLASS FROM MY SOCIETY.
YOU WANT FINESSE?
THESE GUYS WERE TRAINED TO FLAY THE DAMNED WITH THE PRECISION OF A SURGEON AND DELICACY OF A POTATO PEELER.
SOMETIMES ALIVE.
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Though, I am glad someone finally owns up to their flaws.
It's alright, lunacy isn't relevant when you're talking to me~
My my, I'm getting interested in these Threshecutioners.
Potato peelers get all stuck up in those little buds on some potatoes though... not very graceful!
Swords allow you to take more out of your opponent in one fell swoop!
Like limbs... or your neck, up!
I think we can both agree that sharp-edged tools are cool as fuck.
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MY FLAWS PLAY AN IMPORTANT ROLE IN BOTH SO MAY AS WELL KEEP A RUNNING TALLY OF THEM.
SO LET ME GUESS:
YOU'RE AMONG THE LEGIONS OF THE CRAZY TOO?
SURE I CAN AGREE WITH THAT.
I'LL CONCEDE THAT SWORDS DO HAVE SOME PLACE.
THE GOOD ONES, ANYWAY.
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Crazy's totally a made-up term for something boring people don't wanna deal with!
Are you a boring person, my grey-texted self-loathing comrade?
But yeah I guess I'd fall into that category if I was categorized.
I only like good ones.
If they're shit, they can get the hell out.
Your scythes are related, so I appreciate them.
I just love cutting things!
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I'LL LEAVE THAT DECISION UP TO THE PEOPLE AROUND ME.
HONESTLY I WOULDN'T GIVE A SHIT IF I'M BORING IF I CAN AT LEAST GET ASSHOLES THAT SURROUND ME TO NOT BE SUCH DISORGANIZED FAILURES.
AS FOR YOUR SCALE OF AWESOME,
THAT I WILL HAVE TO SEE FOR MYSELF.
WELL SHIT DUDE MAYBE I SHOULD EMPLOY YOU TO WAGE WAR AGAINST THE DEMONS THAT LIVE IN MY WALLS.
THEY'RE TOO POISONOUS TO EAT SO WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO WITH THEM?
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But I will agree with you that this city is the asshole of the world in terms of organization.
I am definitely one of the few who are - probably cause my teammate makes me be.
Otherwise I'd just lay like a lazy douche in my bathtub, KUFUFUFU.
LIVING THE HIGH LIFE, BASTARDS.
You want me to kill someone or something for you?
Is that a thing that I get paid for, cause I don't even think I need presents for that.
What could you possibly wanna exterminate?
Are there monsters living in your home?
You're talking to the right guy if there's someone you need to die!