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03 ❝third cut [video; japanese]
[ The video clicks on and there sits Suigetsu against a blank wall, looking proud of himself. ]
Guess who's baaack! Yeah, bitches, my chip is out and I am feeling fucking fantastic right about now. So I thought it was high time I introduced myself to anyone who missed my arrival... or to those who wanna hear my name again, heh!
[ He throws his hands behind his head and grins broadly, sharp teeth shining in the dim light. ]
I'm Hōzuki Suigetsu and I have a passion for blades. You know me now, I don't really want to know you, but let's talk business and pretend we're mutually benefitting from our conversation! I'm a collector of rare and valuable swords. And I mean good quality things, none of this dented, chipped and broken shit, understand?
Any and all information will interest me; I have nothing to give to you in return - willingly or otherwise. But who knows. Maybe there's someone out there who is just plain damn nice~
Suigetsu, out!
[ For those who do not understand Japanese, there's a text following the video: ]
I'm looking for swords and their owners, any info helps a lot~
And I mean decent swords. No obvious junk or useless pieces of rust.
There are pretty exotic ones around this place, I can feel it. >:}
[ *Note: Suigetsu is suffering from being entirely truthful and complete obedience! ]
Guess who's baaack! Yeah, bitches, my chip is out and I am feeling fucking fantastic right about now. So I thought it was high time I introduced myself to anyone who missed my arrival... or to those who wanna hear my name again, heh!
[ He throws his hands behind his head and grins broadly, sharp teeth shining in the dim light. ]
I'm Hōzuki Suigetsu and I have a passion for blades. You know me now, I don't really want to know you, but let's talk business and pretend we're mutually benefitting from our conversation! I'm a collector of rare and valuable swords. And I mean good quality things, none of this dented, chipped and broken shit, understand?
Any and all information will interest me; I have nothing to give to you in return - willingly or otherwise. But who knows. Maybe there's someone out there who is just plain damn nice~
Suigetsu, out!
[ For those who do not understand Japanese, there's a text following the video: ]
I'm looking for swords and their owners, any info helps a lot~
And I mean decent swords. No obvious junk or useless pieces of rust.
There are pretty exotic ones around this place, I can feel it. >:}
[ *Note: Suigetsu is suffering from being entirely truthful and complete obedience! ]
text;
WHY DO YOU N33D SWORDS
TH4TS 4 PR3TTY W31RD R3QU3ST
text;
There's nothing weird about it, Terezi!
Maybe you're just close-minded~
text;
TH4TS H34RS4Y
1 4M P3RSON4LLY 4 V3RY B1G F4N OF SWORDS 4ND 4M 4 F1RM B3L13V3R 1N 3V3RYON3 H4V1NG 4T L34ST ON3
HOW3V3R WH4T YOUR3 S4Y1NG M4K3S M3 TH1NK TH4T YOU W4NT LOTS OF SWORDS
MOR3 TH4N YOUV3 GOT H4NDS FOR
TH4TS 4 L1TTL3 R1D1CULOUS, 1F YOU 4SK M3!
1 M34N JUST TH1NK 4BOUT 1T
HOW W1LL YOU HOLD 4LL THOS3 SWORDS?
HOW?!!?
text;
But something like that won't deter me!
If you're a collector, you don't have to carry 'em all around.
I will, however, use them all equally so none are neglected.
They will have little schedules~
So you have one, huh? >;}
text;
>;] [ she doesnt see anything and you are still weird. ]
BUT Y3S
THOUGH 1 PR3F3R TO TH1NK OF 1T 4S 4 TOOL OF JUST1C3 4S OPPOS3D TO M3R3LY 4 "SWORD"
text;
[ Yes, he is cackling at blind girl jokes. He has zero regrets. ]
Are you particularly attached to your tool of justice?
Spoiler alert: I want it.
text;
SO YOU C4NT H4V3 1T >:o
SORRY
HOW3V3R B3C4US3 1 W4NT TO S33 YOU DROWN1NG 1N SWORDS
1 W1LL L3ND MY 3FFORTS TO YOUR QU3ST
text;
Ahhh, you'll help me then? You're the best, I really mean it!
So far, I've poked around and it seems like four people I've talked to had swords!
This place is chalk full of them, my gut instinct always treats me right.
text;
YOU MUST F1GHT FOR TH3 R1GHT TO P4RTY
4ND TH3 R1GHT TO US3 MY W34PON!
BUT YOU DONT H4V3 TO F1GHT TOO MUCH FOR TH3 R1GHT TO US3 OTH3R P3OPL3S SWORDS
4S LONG 4S TH3Y 4R3 OBT41N3D L3G4LLY!
W3 W1LL CONF1SC4T3 TH3 SWORDS OF L4WBR34K1NG CR1M1N4L SCUM F1RST
text;
I've obliterated anyone who tries to stop me!
If you die, I don't see the problem!
Repossession on the grounds of neglect and underuse!
All goods will be donated to good will:
AKA, TO ME!
text;
ON3 OF THOS3 COOL K1DS WOULD PROB4BLY B3 MY GHOST
BUT 3NOUGH OF TH1S NON3S3NS3
W3 MUST N3GOT14T3 MY CUT
B3C4US3 *SOM3ON3* N33DS TO R3POSS3SS TH3S3 1T3MS
4ND TH4T SOM3ON3 1S OBV1OUSLY GO1NG TO B3 M3, 1F YOUR3 TH3 GOOD W1LL
1 N33D 4 PROP3R S4L4RY!!!
text;
I would take care of that thing like a fucking baby.
Oh, so you want payment now?
I suppose you want vacation time too, hm?!
We can work something out, whaddaya like?
I don't have much!
text;
BUT YOUR 4RGUM3NTS WONT WORK
>;]
1 L1K3 COLORFUL TH1NGS
4ND 3NT3RT41N1NG TH1NGS
3SP3C14LLY TH1NGS TH4T 4R3 COLORFUL 4ND 3NT3RT41N1NG
THOS3 4R3 TH3 B3ST
4LSO V4C4T1ON T1M3
DO YOU TH1NK YOU C4N D3L1V3R??
text;
Colourful and entertaining, gotcha.
Vacation time... ehhh you're pushing it woman.
I think I can fit some time in here and there.
Whaddaya say?!
>:}