sekiz [voice]

[scimitar]

[BZZZZZZZTT--]

Well, fuck you too! I'm not gonna start every post like this, but it's Yuki Kuran's birthday tomorrow-- an' I'm too damn good at this, really. If ya haven't gotten to know her already, ya should get on that. An' make sure to spoil her, cuz she deserves that too! Then there are a few more important people I need some dates from, eheheh. Promise I won't be doin' this everytime but hey, this shit's priority, cuz frankly there ain't enough to celebrate here.

[...]


Anyway, uh, movin' on. To all the nation-like entities here an' whatnot...

[needless to say, his tone's changed somewhat.]

Don' tell me you've ever wished ya were a human, eh?

Comments

[video]

[bauhinia]

Maybe? Could be? Or are they still in denial or something.

[video] 1/2

[scimitar]

[he feels so






idk]

[video]

[scimitar]

—Y'know what, actually?! It would be great if this mindset kept up when they got back to Earth!

Things would be so much easier, then!

[video]

[bauhinia]

How d'you mean?

[ He's sorta onto you here, Turkey. ]

[video]

[scimitar]

I mean... if they gave up their posts, jus' like that?

I'd be in the EU, no problem! I'd be the EU!

[video]

[bauhinia]

And you'd like that? [ Sounds like a nightmare to him. ]

[video]

[scimitar]

Ch'yeah I would!

[video]

[bauhinia]

[ Giving him this sort of HK-esque 'you can't be serious' look. ] Got some big plans for it?

[video]

[scimitar]

Another thing I can't really state aloud, y'know? I'm tryin' to have moved on from that empire stage!

[video]

[bauhinia]

And yet you wanna own the EU.

[ Sounds mighty fishy. ]

[video]

[scimitar]

Maybe "own" is goin' a lil' overboard..

But be a major part 'a it, yeah!

[video]

[bauhinia]

What year is it for you again?

[video]

[scimitar]

1963, so it's called the EEC right now! But England's told me all 'bout it before.

[video]

[bauhinia]

England told you. [ Wooooow England. Wow. Spoil history and also conveniently leave out the part about the impending implosion of the entity in question?

Unless he didn't leave that out, in which case Turkey is crazier than Hong Kong knew. ]

[video]

[scimitar]

He sure did! Apparently it's, like, 2011 an' I'm still not in it!

[video]

[bauhinia]

Never give up, yeah?

[ ... England.... ]

[video]

[scimitar]

Yeah! An' Greece explodes 'round that time, right?

[video]

[bauhinia]

[ He looks aside and shrugs, which is his way of saying 'yeah, basically.' ]