sekiz [voice]

[scimitar]

[BZZZZZZZTT--]

Well, fuck you too! I'm not gonna start every post like this, but it's Yuki Kuran's birthday tomorrow-- an' I'm too damn good at this, really. If ya haven't gotten to know her already, ya should get on that. An' make sure to spoil her, cuz she deserves that too! Then there are a few more important people I need some dates from, eheheh. Promise I won't be doin' this everytime but hey, this shit's priority, cuz frankly there ain't enough to celebrate here.

[...]


Anyway, uh, movin' on. To all the nation-like entities here an' whatnot...

[needless to say, his tone's changed somewhat.]

Don' tell me you've ever wished ya were a human, eh?

Comments

[Voice]

[fierybluebird]

Now you sound like Denmark. [You're fucked either way Turkey, he's just going to be biased.]

I do, I just find it suspicious with your prejudices. Extremely suspicious.

[Voice]

[scimitar]

Denmark...? He was here, eh?

Uh huh. Ya think I'm gonna try an' stake her or somethin' when she's not lookin'?

[Voice]

[fierybluebird]

A while ago.

I think you're an idiot and therefore not to be trusted with anyone, even if she can handle herself.

[Actually he has doubts whether she can or not, but either way he's distrusting Turkey on this.]

[Voice]

[scimitar]

Then he's not important!

Don' worry, I wouldn' bother with all this shit if I were! Didn' we have an agreement, too?

[Voice]

[fierybluebird]

Agreed. Except that you're both annoying, so stop that.

I don't recall one?

[Voice]

[scimitar]

Woooooaaah! Does that mean it's off now?

[Voice]

[fierybluebird]

Oi oi... when did I make this agreement?

[Voice]

[scimitar]

I made the agreement. When we firs' talked!

[Voice]

[fierybluebird]

When I said don't attack anyone who doesn't attack you first?

That's not a deal numbskull. That's forewarning of consequences.

What is even supposed to be my side of this bargain?

[Voice]

[scimitar]

I didn' think ya had one, I thought I was jus' bein' nice.

[Voice]

[fierybluebird]

Okay, fine, it's still on. Because if this was you being nice all this time, I don't want to see that turned off.

[Voice]

[scimitar]

Yer welcome!

So, ya gonna wish her a happy birthday, or what?

[Voice]

[fierybluebird]

Aye, I was thinking in person not through you though.

[Voice]

[scimitar]

[...]

Why?

[Voice]

[fierybluebird]

How many times do I gotta say I don't trust you until you get it?

[Voice]

[scimitar]

Ya think I wouldn' pass on well wishes?! That's jus' awful!

'Sides, I'm sure she'll hear all this later anyway.

[Voice]

[fierybluebird]

Fine fine, Yuki when you see this, I'll make you a cake if you want too, eh?

And be careful of this creepy guy.

[No don't really, Turkey's fine, Marco's just a biased dick. Sorry Turkey.]

[Voice]

[scimitar]

[L A U G H I N G]

Ya takin' requests?

[Voice]

[fierybluebird]

No. Fuck you.

[Voice]

[scimitar]

Eh, s'okay. Yer cakes prolly taste like shit anyway.

[Voice]

[fierybluebird]

You can ask Yuki yourself.

[Voice]

[flourisher]

T-Thank you Marco! You're too kind.

( blush! blush! )

[Voice]

[fierybluebird]

My pleasure, eh?

[flourisher]

P-Please don't fight with Turkey-San either okay? I don't want to see anyone get hurt...

[fierybluebird]

Aye, I won't.

For Japan's sake if nothing else. [And Yuki's. And apparently Sora's. Meh.]