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[video] Phoenix Street Theater brought to you by the letter B

I found Bread a better suitor because Jack doesn't deserve bread's affections. [For those who don't remember a certain post from the virus event, it is linked.]

It took a lot of hard searching and digging around since I'm sure he's very hard to replace. [Right. Okay then.]

But finally I have succeeded! [And Marco pulls back to reveal a loaf of bread and a stick of butter.] BEHOLD! A match made in heaven.

[So then using a butter knife he just puts butter all over that bread. Why not. And then he starts singing the wedding march. Afraid yet? You should be.]

Aren't they cute together?

[And then as he basks in the glow of a perfect romantic match; he opens his mouth up and eats them.] And now they'll be together forever.

[Once again... this little video brought to you because phoenix pirates get bored. Don't throw tomatoes though; he'd eat those too.]

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[You make small children laugh, Marco!

Well, not that that's hard with this particular small child, but still.]

What about jam, though?

[STILL YAY!]

[And he dramatically strokes his chin as he thinks this over. Mostly how to suggest a threesome without corrupting young minds :|]

I'm not sure, jam goes better with pastries than a loaf of bread don't you think? It could be a sequel!

[That would be hilariously awkward.]

Sometimes! But bread is nice too.

[SOMEONE IS KIND OF OBLIVIOUS]

[All kinds of awkward.]

Bread's the best. Everyone wants to be with Bread.

[Flandre tilts her head and chirps now.]

...is bread a name, too? It sounded like a name.

Edited (ICON) 2012-02-28 01:27 (UTC)

[Oh cute.]

No, just bread. Bread's the title of bread.

[...another chirp.]

But what...kind of bread is it, then?

[Oh gosh the chirps are going to kill him with cute.]

At the moment just regular bread. If it was melon bread or something then Melon would be its name, eh?

[AND SHE'S DOING IT AGAIN though in a much more confused way this time.]

...what's that?

[Melting. Marco is just melting.]

You've never had melon bread? It's great! Bread flavored with melon!

[She blinks this time--even though Marco can't exacly see it.]

I've never heard of that before.

...is it like watermelon?

Sometimes! I think it usually tastes a little more cantaloupe, but in this place, it'll be whatever I can find.

[EXCITED NOISE.]

You make it all by yourself?

[Happy (accidental) chirps himself.]

Of course! Would you like to help? I can try to teach you too.

You can do that? I want to do that!

Absolutely!!

[Man if he wasn't trying to become Flandre's Uncle already, he'd try to steal her in full at this rate.] It'll be fun to have company. I'll bet you're really good at mixing things, right?

Edited 2012-03-06 00:57 (UTC)

[This is a Typical Response to Flandre.]

I little! I help Cube, sometimes.

[...just keep her away from anything sharp. She might hurt herself ~~and everyone around her~~.]

[He won't let her near the knives. She's too cute.]

I'm sure you'll be a great help then. Here I'll come walk you over, eh? Though I hope you don't mind birds, I'm having a bit of a problem today with it.

I like birds! Are they new birds?

Nope! Really ancient birds. I keep turning into one. Want to see?

[Turns an arm into a fiery blue wing in warning.]

[Flandre squeals in response. A happy noise!]

Blue! You're blue! Like Cirno was blue!

[Laughs.]

I am. [And he turns completely into a blue phoenix and sparkles for her. Yes. Sparkles. It's even more impressive in person.]

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