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[ For those who want an action post, you’ll find Terezi all about Discedo, acting out an intense COURTBLOCK DRAMA with a variety of rocks, twigs, and other shit she's colored on. The stage: a courtroom, with an imposing chalk-doodle on a building serving as the PRIME ADJUDICATOR. Terezi is the prosecution and executioner, as emphasized by homemade nooses hanging from the surrounding trees. There is no defense.

Over the course of night, Terezi will be putting her random assortment of shit on trials for many different crimes and will probably drag you into her roleplay if you approach. Even if you don’t watch, and your main goal is to get the fuck out of the way, she will still try to drag you in.

For those who would prefer a video post, Terezi will be broadcasting the best part of her roleplay scenario: the hangings. Periodically throughout the night, she’ll begin a video and announce a brief:

"Senator Berrytush of the Cotton Candy Forests, for corruption and contempt of the court, you are sentenced to be hanged until death!"

Or

""Madame de l’Applesnuggle, nefarious treasons against the Empire and BenfromLost the Flipperbeast, you are sentenced to death! Accept your fate with dignity and grace!"

before tying the nooses around whatever inanimate object she’s decided is a criminal to her makeshift gallows (read: buildings/trees/shit) and hanging it. All trials end in death. Justice has been served. ]

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The only thing that can be done for him, is letting him pay the price for his crimes.

And to feed him to His Most Honorable Tyranny. [ She cuts down the corpse of Berrytush with a quick swing of her cane sword. With great formality, she lifts them, and then THROWS HIS ROCKY ASS STRAIGHT INTO THE GAPING MAW OF THE TERRIFYING HELLBEAST drawn on the wall in red chalk.

She also throws him about five feet too far to the right. It's the thought that counts. ]

With that, justice is done.

[OMG I JUST REALIZED BOTH BROOKE AND TEREZI BOTH USE CANE SWORDS O_O]

That was impressive swordsmanship.

Edited 2012-07-10 22:58 (UTC)

[ obviously all the cool kids are using them. ]

Of course. All legislacerators are incredibly well-trained. In fact, we are as well-trained as we are stylish.

Well style really is a must when one wields a cane sword.

Certainly! [ She sheaths hers with a flourish. ]

Unfortunately, I have very little time for idle chat. It seems someone has murdered my dear friend and sometimes comrade-in-arms, Pineapplecrusts. [ She points to a rock that has a X_X face scribbled on it in yellow. ] I must find who committed this atrocious act and bring them to face the light of justice! I am a very busy woman.

Unless... Oh! Forgive me for not noticing earlier! Archdukinator Teatime Funjoy! Could it be you? It's been a long time!

Edited 2012-07-11 10:01 (UTC)

Pineapplecrusts?! What sort of devilish fiend would murder as trusting a soul as pineapplecrusts!? Marco will be crushed to have lost one of his pineappley brethren.

Hmm... Archdukinator Teatime Funjoy?! Could it really be?! What is his motive in this crime of horrible MURDER!

It is time we find out. [ Terezi strokes her make-believe facial hair. ]

Have you any ideas as to motive, my friend?

Perhaps he turned traitor to the tea alliance and has broken the pineapple truce, and perhaps he has gone behind the backs of both, to join a truly dark entity.

Edited 2012-07-15 10:25 (UTC)

Perhaps he's...

A COCONUT AGENT!

Or it could be that he's just a giant douche bag, it could go either way really.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's the douchebag thing. It's the only logical option available. I mean, come on. Coconuts don't even have agents. Everyone knows that.

You never know, coconuts can be quite crafty you know. They stole my girlfriend.

So I've heard. I am truly sorry for your loss.

Thank you... it could be worse though.

Coconuts are also one of the only fruits known to kill people without being eaten. They're responsible for more human deaths than sharks, one must never underestimate their cunning.

[Actually this is all true]

Edited 2012-07-15 10:40 (UTC)

All of that is well and true, good sir. But would reason would this particular coconut have to murder? [ she holds up a rock. somewhere, out there, discedo's previous eridan wails across the 4th wall. ]

[Brooke is at a loss of words... for a few seconds]

Don't hold the coconut in your hands! It will try to fall on your toes and break them!

That is a risk I'm willing to take. Being a well-established legislacerator is a dangerous job. [ She holds the rock to her ear, listening to it wisper the secrets of the universe. ]

No, no, No, NO, NO! Don't listen to the coconut Terezi! It will fill your head with its heresies and convert you to the darkside!

[At this point, Brooke is forgetting that this is in fact a rock, and not a coconut. Then again, you can never be too careful, as an evil coconut spirit can perhaps possess something that you consider to be a coconut... maybe.]

Hmmmm. Is that so, Sir Coconut? [ She begins whispering to the rock. It seems they've having a very riveting conversation. ]

Cease this foolha-[He was about to move to smack the coconut out of her hand... and then remembered he's talking on a communicator.] Oh... right.

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