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[legality]

[ For those who want an action post, you’ll find Terezi all about Discedo, acting out an intense COURTBLOCK DRAMA with a variety of rocks, twigs, and other shit she's colored on. The stage: a courtroom, with an imposing chalk-doodle on a building serving as the PRIME ADJUDICATOR. Terezi is the prosecution and executioner, as emphasized by homemade nooses hanging from the surrounding trees. There is no defense.

Over the course of night, Terezi will be putting her random assortment of shit on trials for many different crimes and will probably drag you into her roleplay if you approach. Even if you don’t watch, and your main goal is to get the fuck out of the way, she will still try to drag you in.


For those who would prefer a video post, Terezi will be broadcasting the best part of her roleplay scenario: the hangings. Periodically throughout the night, she’ll begin a video and announce a brief:

"Senator Berrytush of the Cotton Candy Forests, for corruption and contempt of the court, you are sentenced to be hanged until death!"

Or

""Madame de l’Applesnuggle, nefarious treasons against the Empire and BenfromLost the Flipperbeast, you are sentenced to death! Accept your fate with dignity and grace!"

before tying the nooses around whatever inanimate object she’s decided is a criminal to her makeshift gallows (read: buildings/trees/shit) and hanging it. All trials end in death. Justice has been served. ]

Comments

[video]

[tapdancinskelly]

Poor Senator Berrytush... I knew you so well... Why did you do it?!

[Brooke just totally roles with it]

[video]

[legality]

Was it for love? Was it for hate? Or maybe... Some men just want to see the world burn. We will never know.

[video]

[tapdancinskelly]

The only thing that can be done for him, is letting him pay the price for his crimes.

[video]

[legality]

And to feed him to His Most Honorable Tyranny. [ She cuts down the corpse of Berrytush with a quick swing of her cane sword. With great formality, she lifts them, and then THROWS HIS ROCKY ASS STRAIGHT INTO THE GAPING MAW OF THE TERRIFYING HELLBEAST drawn on the wall in red chalk.

She also throws him about five feet too far to the right. It's the thought that counts. ]

With that, justice is done.

[video/text] 1/2

[liquidate]

[ Suigetsu surveys the scene for a moment; why would someone hang stuffed animals, of all things?

Then he realizes, hey. If this kid is one step closer to being the next psychopath serial killer, it's fine by him. ]

Hahaha, you're-

[video/text] 2/2

[liquidate]

[ Oh wait, the language barrier. Well, shit. He switches to text messages, because this is obviously important. ]

You're too easy on them! Wouldn't it be better to tear off their limbs, then use the guillotine?

[video/text]

[legality]

[ She sniffs her screen, recognizing the weirdo language. oh look its her sharktoothed bestie. ]

TH4T ONLY H4PP3NS TO THOS3 WHO R3S1ST TH3 L3G4L PROC3SS

video;

[scimitar]

[wow uh, gee wiz kids these days.




...

applause?]

video;

[legality]

[ She bows dramatically. ] It's good to see that the jury too can celebrate justice!

video;

[scimitar]

'Course! The only ones who wouldn't would be the guilty, right?

action!!

[hammerkinds]

[John's not really sure what she's doing, but he heads over to find out.]

Hi Terezi! What are you doing?

action!!

[legality]

[ Terezi pauses in her current murder investigation to sniff in John's direction. ]

Aha! Consterrible Blueberryblast! I have been waiting for you to make an appearance! [ She kicks over the current bundle of sticks she interrogating to approach him. Insert incredibly dramatic bow she learned from Hong Kong here. ]

You're not late, of course. I could never accuse your bubbletea delicious presence as such, no matter how loooooooooooooooong I have waited.

action!!

[hammerkinds]

[He's chuckling as she talks. Is this some kind of live action role playing? It seems like fun.]

Oh, yeah! Sorry to have kept you waiting, uh... Is there a special name I should call you?

[He's not very good at it but he's trying.]

[abstruse]

Hmm....


Hang the next one for obstruction of property.

[legality]

Oh? What's this? Words from the jury? But it seems they are unfamiliar with the legal process! He seems to believe we merely tack on criminal actions as justification for our hangings! What a silly, incredibly dullpanned boy!

Perhaps, though, he might suggest the next one we hang be a horrible creature who committed terrible acts of egregious property obstruction and parking violations. Because I'm quite certain we have a few of those devious wrongdoers about.

[abstruse]

It sounds like an appropriate reason; hang them all for all for their crimes. May actually fix the world up a little of these, as you said, wrong doers.

I do hate parking violators, particularly at parties.

[ video ]

[reobserves]

[ .. terezi, why... give yukiteru a moment here, he'll just be staring because w h y is this happening.. ]

Um.. What are you doing?

[ video ]

[legality]

I am doing justice.

[ video ]

[reobserves]

But.. I-I'm sure that tree just now hasn't done anything wrong to anyone, right?

[ even if he's not sure if questioning her is a good idea to begin with. ]

[Action]

[knightime]

I'm offended that I wasn't invited. The most offended. Leaving me out of the loop. How am I supposed to congratulate on another case well done or praise you for your work if you don't even tell me about it.

You hear that? That is the sound of my cool kid heart shriveling up and shattering into tiny pieces. I'll never be the same TZ. Never.

[Action]

[legality]

Shoosh your little cardiovascular system. If I capitulate to you, the criminals will think I am easily swayed by drama! It will be the complete degradation of the justice system! I must remain steadfast and strong, even in the face of friendship shattering.







However, if you were to assist me in this next investigation, I'm quite certain it that both your coolkid hearts and the legal system will be safe.

[Action]

[knightime]

Why can't I be some cool accomplice for the sake of justice? They don't have to know that I know.

Fuck yes, sign me up. You know we're basically the best pair since figure skating wanted duets. Get to see the master at work. Teach me your ways.

action; this is so late, but I couldn't miss this!!

[bauhinia]

[ Hong Kong has stumbled upon the courtroom while out wandering around. He stands in silent appreciation of the scene laid out before him, then takes a seat in the gallery, such as it were. Who's going to get a guilty verdict next? ]

action; how dare you tag me late HOW DARE YOU

[legality]

[ The scene is a brutal one-- in his quest to avoid the law, the nefarious evil doer, Archdukemurdernator Cinnamon Swirl, has murdered his own moirail in the court room. The same moirail who had defended him under previous interrogations. The law sheds a single tear for the lost innocent life before launching on a never ending quest to bring Cinnamon Swirl to justice.

There is one incredibly epic battle scene where Terezi waves her cane sword everywhere while running around in circles. By the end, she thrusts her sword through the soft vegetation of the uprooted bush acting as Cinnamon Swirl.

Hong Kong, you have arrived for the closing statements. As Terezi stands over Cinnamon Swirl's dying body, she speaks. ]

And thus, his reign of terror comes to an end. Many lives were lost and ruined through his horrible, no good, very bad actions-- we must never forget them. Nor must we forget the fact that plenty of other horrible, no good, very bad people are out there. I will never forget this fact, and I will make sure every horrible, no good, very bad person never forgets that I never forget. [ SHE BOWS DRAMATICALLY WITH A TWIRL and then punts the bush onto a roof or something. ]

action; because I am a horrible person!! also I was out of town

[bauhinia]

[ Hong Kong watches all of this closely, nodding along several times with Terezi's words, as if he's been fully invested in the proceedings this whole time. He then, almost comically, follows the arc of the bush as it flies through the air.

Justice has indeed been served. He sits in silence, looking toward the "stage" as it were. Probably a bad interval to applaud, right?

So he should probably go ahead and do that. ]