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[encoder]

"Use this"? How am I supposed to use this piece of trash...?

[groangroangroan whiiine. the kid looks displeased, as do 90% of the people who first arrive here. he taps the red light with a gloved finger, continues to glare into its camera.]

... Right. So there's obviously peopl—

[he breaks off mid-sentence, eyebrows furrowing. turning, the camera swivels with him to catch sight of a department store and then his apparent cause for alarm*. but mental berating aside for not noticing the thing before it's literally within meters of him, yukio smiles. glances at the camera and tucks it into a coat pocket. enjoy the view of darkness for a while. calmly:]

Invaders must die.

[nope. she continues to move strangely, her crying more audible, it's as if it's she that's yet to notice him.]

What the hell.. I said, 'invaders must die'!

[a thud. the scraping of claws against broken cement, yukio taking a few faltering steps backward.]

INVADERS MUST D—

[WHAM. the recording ends.]

Comments

i see what he's doing there

[encoder]

I never said I'd be going by the same conditions as you...

dohohohohoho!

[liquidate]

It's only fair if we both play on the same terrain, shithead!

[encoder]

Then I can't play with you, because that's not how my abilities work.

[liquidate]

If you can materialize lava, just get yourself a sword or something. What's so hard about that?

[encoder]

Dunno how to use a sword. See, that'd be unfair.

[liquidate]

What do you know how to use?

[encoder]

Electronics.

[liquidate]

... [ That's certainly a weak point for Suigetsu; he doesn't use any. ]

Why the hell would you ever- whaddaya do with 'em? Shock 'em with a frayed wire?

[encoder]

With the right skills? Basically anything.

[liquidate]

You say a lot of weird things. I wanna see this "basically anything".

[encoder]

You know, you really want a lotta stuff, then don't give anything in return...

[liquidate]

... I have a lot of cool things. You haven't asked to see any yet!

woops i clicked something

[encoder]

All right.

Impress me.

woops i did too

[liquidate]

I said a lot of cool things. You're gonna have to narrow it down!

LOL

[encoder]

You said something cool?

iwfehjknsdc 1/2

[liquidate]

... Wha-...?

2/2

[liquidate]

UGH. No, dumbass! I said "a lot of cool things". Like, as in, I can do a lot of wicked shit!

[encoder]

Oh.

Then show me your coolest, obviously.

[liquidate]

I can't do that right now, idiot, my powers are suppressed.

[encoder]

Then get back to me when they are, and we can discuss matters further.

[liquidate]

That sounds like a good plan, I guess, but don't get all butt-hurt if I get bored of waiting~

[encoder]

Believe me, I won't.