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[starspangledhero]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!

PARTY AT MARSHALL! BURNING CHEMICALS OUTSIDE IN AN OLD OIL DRUM TO MAKE PRETTY COLORS! FOOD AND DRINKS! FREE "GOODS" TO AMERICAN CITIZENS! *WINK WINK*

AFTER PARTY AT DISSIMULO 1110. AND BY THAT I MEAN THE PARTY CONTINUES AT MY HOUSE FROM 4AM TO WHENEVER EVERYONE CRASHES FROM PARTYING TOO HARD.

YOU DON'T NEED TO BRING A PRESENT BUT I'D REALLY LIKE 'EM!

CHINA YOU ARE ONLY INVITED IF YOU HAVE FIREWORKS. NO TATSUMIS ALLOWED. I SEE YOU THERE, I WILL PUNCH YOU WITH MY FREEDOM FISTBLADE.

[ ooc: Since I'm lazy, I won't be setting up a log, but I'll have a comment at the top of this entry open for action. If you decide to throw a character at the "party," feel free to threadjack and talk with any other characters! Otherwise you're just stuck with America wallowing on you. You're also free to handwave it as "yeah they'll come by later and party with America all night awww yeah" since I'm sure everyone's busy for THE GREATEST DAY OF THE YEAR. Just let me know if you do want to handwave it!



HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY FOOLS. ]

Comments

[Video]

[meilihua]

[She looking off the screen a little awkwardly.]

I-i know I'm not...not her, but if there's anything I can help you with...

[She knows he's not there in person, that it doesn't make any sense for her to want to hug him...]

[Video]

[starspangledhero]

[ Everyone should want to hug him. America smiles almost sheepishly at her. ]

Thanks but... and I don't mean any offense, but you're a country. Things between countries can't get too personal or they get ugly. I mean, just look at me and England. Can't tell me that's a healthy relationship people--humans--would share. Nah. I've got an image to maintain, a world to save, you and others to protect. Can't go around spouting feelings and stuff!

[ Welcome to "America's Issues 101." Today's lesson is full of existentialist bullshit that makes sense to no one. ]

Wait, there is one thing you can do. [ He grins. ] Come to my birthday party!

[Video] 1/3

[meilihua]

[Do you hear that America? It's the sound of a tiny little island's heart shattering into a million pieces.]

[Video]

[meilihua]

A-ah! I- [Oh god, oh god-] I didn't...didn't really mean it like... that...

[Video] done

[meilihua]

[Okay. Okay. She can do this-]

O-oh, I don't know if that would be a good idea... I'll send your present over to you later though, okay?

H-happy birthday.

[And just. End feed because. Ow.]

[Video]

[starspangledhero]

[ AND HE STILL HAS NO IDEA WHAT THAT WAS ABOUT. He heard nothing but the wind. Oblivious until the end of time.

But she'll get some drunken text messages around 2am that are like TAIWAN COEM PArtyY Withme!/11 ]

[Not Here]

[meilihua]

[Well Taiwan's probably ignoring her phone for the rest of the day, but she knit him a scarf and hat in the appropriate colors. Who cares if it's summer now >.>]