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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!

PARTY AT MARSHALL! BURNING CHEMICALS OUTSIDE IN AN OLD OIL DRUM TO MAKE PRETTY COLORS! FOOD AND DRINKS! FREE "GOODS" TO AMERICAN CITIZENS! *WINK WINK*

AFTER PARTY AT DISSIMULO 1110. AND BY THAT I MEAN THE PARTY CONTINUES AT MY HOUSE FROM 4AM TO WHENEVER EVERYONE CRASHES FROM PARTYING TOO HARD.

YOU DON'T NEED TO BRING A PRESENT BUT I'D REALLY LIKE 'EM!

CHINA YOU ARE ONLY INVITED IF YOU HAVE FIREWORKS. NO TATSUMIS ALLOWED. I SEE YOU THERE, I WILL PUNCH YOU WITH MY FREEDOM FISTBLADE.

[ ooc: Since I'm lazy, I won't be setting up a log, but I'll have a comment at the top of this entry open for action. If you decide to throw a character at the "party," feel free to threadjack and talk with any other characters! Otherwise you're just stuck with America wallowing on you. You're also free to handwave it as "yeah they'll come by later and party with America all night awww yeah" since I'm sure everyone's busy for THE GREATEST DAY OF THE YEAR. Just let me know if you do want to handwave it!

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY FOOLS. ]

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[ Mutters 'Americans' under his breath. ]

Not going.

Edited 2012-07-04 23:45 (UTC)

[ For those of you who, for some ungodly reason, do show up to the party and want to action your little hearts out, America is situated in front of Marshall. There's a table with some food (monster burgers, hotdogs, desserts, canned fruits and whatever the fuck else you find in cans, really it's just a stupid amount of food), drinks (Southern style iced tea that is 90% sugar and 10% tea, water, minimal beer), and a box labeled AMERICANS ONLY (hint: it has a bong made out of Legos and baggies full of weed because HE IS THE MOST GENEROUS PARTY GOD).

America himself is singing/screaming the Star Spangled Banner, America the Beautiful, and Fifty Nifty United States at the top of his lungs. It sorta drowns out his shiny new record player, which is playing The Beatles' White Album in the background.

The sad part is he isn't even under any influences yet. He's just high on liberty. ]

Happy Birthday!

[Not sure if she should say anything should she say anything fuck she forgot this day was coming up no wonder she's been feeling under the weather well at least it's not Amelia rubbing it in her face

she should be polite.] Happy birthday, dear.

[Not going anywhere near that party, sorry, sweetie.]

[Wow, the text is really colorful!! And big.]

Happy birthday, sir. [Steve wasn't too sure if he should come, but he can probably be easily convinced. It's only been a week since he arrived here, but it is America's Independence Day.]

[Hey, as long as he doesn't set any animals on fire it's all cool. Besides, he might go to that party ~~and skip the weed. Hugs not drugs bro~~.]

Happy birthday, America! Can't believe it's that time already.

[Danny wanders in late, deliberately not in ghost form in consideration of America's usual reaction to that.]

Hey, America. Happy Birthday.

...Nice singing?

I have firecrackers along with one large firework. I have an invitation from Stocking to give to you anyway.

[He says it's from Stocking, but it's actually from both of them. Except China was only willing to go through with it since Stocking and America are friends.]

[ america you crazy diamond ] Well, not American, but happy birthday anyway!

[Free food? That's all you have to say for Yuffie to be there.

PSH, like Yuffie is really going to obey Ah-merr-ah-cons Only rule. We're going to be nosy and open it up and.....

What the hell is this stuff? Sniff. Sniff.]

Am I suppose to eat this?

Dis ish like the best party evah. Hehehe...~
[Guess who didn't know what the baggies were filled with and assumed it was like boiling tea?]

Edited 2012-07-05 20:10 (UTC)

[Was that Makoto? What the fuck is going on?]

WHY NOT IT'LL BE FUN????

THANKS

DO YOU HAVE A PRESENT FOR ME?

[ If it's late, America's jacked up on something. God knows what. Probably just tipsy, meaning he's a little more grabby than usual but otherwise pretty much the same (since he's always loud and blunt). ]

HEYYYYY DANNY!

[ He gives Danny a hard slap on the back that'll probably leave a bruise. Sometimes he forgets his strength whoops. At least he hit him with his regular hand and not his chainsaw. Speaking of which, that can't be safe. A drunk country with a chainsaw for a hand. Disaster and maiming are imminent.

Just how 4th of July should be. ]

Thanks! Hey, you want some-- wait, how old are you again? [ He leans in to scrutinize Danny through his dirty glasses. ] Should I even be offerin' you stuff?

[ His grin widens. ] Then again, there ain't any parents around, and I could very well be a responsible adult. To supervise. And stuff.

[ That's a bit contradictory to the oil drum inferno he's tossing kerosene into but WHATEVER. AMURIKA. ]

[ Yuffie you need to learn there is Fighting the Man in a Righteous Battle For Equality And Freeing Your Mind and then there's mooching off someone's stash. The latter ain't cool bro. ]

Hey! Hey!

[ He waves both his hand and the chainsaw attached to the stump where hand should be in a shooing motion. ]

Those are for today's special occasion! I'm all for sharing the goods, but if you're not American, you gotta offer up something. Like... a present. Or a pledge of allegiance. Or something.

...And no, you smoke it.

[ Which thankfully deters some people. ]

[ No it's just Alfred rubbing it in her face. Though to be fair he forgot about Mother's Day, which probably doesn't count but for the sake of RP I say it fucking counts. ]

THANKS ROSE! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ENGLAND AROUND? ARTHUR ENGLAND I MEAN. HE ALWAYS MOPES THIS TIME OF YEAR. I MEAN C'MON BRO IT'S BEEN LIKE A BAZILLION DECADES AND NOW WE'RE SPECIAL FRIENDS WHO SHARE MISSILES. GET OVER IT.

[ Wow that didn't sound homoerotic at all. ]

...ARE YOU GOING TO COME PARTY?

[ He busts it out only for the most American occasions. ]

Thanks, Cap! This ain't the beer talking, but you're the best present I've gotten the whole time I've been here!

[ Big goony grin oh my god could he be a bigger fanboy? I don't think so. ]

[ ~~FREE YOUR MIND BRO~~ but really no animals will be harmed in the making of this 4th of July. America himself is another matter, but that's just part of the tradition: injuring yourself with fireworks. ]

Thanks Adam! It's pretty weird, I gotta say. Spending a birthday here, I mean. 'Cause it ain't like I'm getting any older in either the physical or conventional sense. So yeah it's a birthday, but moreso a celebration.

A celebration for freedom.

Complete with big colorful fire!

Hey! If you wanted some I could've taught ya how to use it right! Ya don't drink it! ...And I didn't have enough marshmallows for special krispies!

INVITATION TO WHAT?

[ Oh, he has a good idea of what it's an invitation to, but he'll play the cool card. (Read: make it sound like he's not spying on China and failing.) But he'll put up his obligatory show then accept it anyway because, yeah, he's friends with Stocking. He's also terrified of her and sees her as a "foot in the door" to getting into Heaven. ]

WELL OKAY IF YOU BRING THOSE YOU CAN COME OVER AND ENJOY THE FIRE AND FOOD.

I GUESS.

[ He is literally gritting his teeth as he types this. It may not be 1972 yet but he's trying so desperately to swallow his pride and take advantage of the tension between China and Russia. If he's trading with China maybe then Nixon will love him NIXION WHY DO YOU KEEP RUNNING OFF WITH A MAD BRITISH MAN IN A BOX WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME ]

AND IF YOU REAAALLLLYYYY WANT I CAN SHARE SOME OF MY SHIT WITH YOU BUT THAT'S ONLY IF THE FIREWORK IS SPECTACULAR.

.-. What would you like?

THANKS BUT EVEN NON-AMERICANS ARE INVITED TO PARTY ALL NIGHT AND SLEEP ALL DAY ETC ETC! SO IF YOU WANNA STOP BY I'VE GOT THIS GROOVY FIRE AND BITCHIN' FOOD AND EVERYTHING A HEART FULL OF FREEDOM COULD DESIRE.

EITHER ONE OF THESE TWO THINGS:

A ROLLING STONES RECORD

OR

OR

THE PROMISE THAT YOU WILL DO YOUR BEST TO UPHOLD THE AMERICAN VALUES OF HARD WORK, EQUALITY, LOVING YOUR FELLOW MAN, PROTECTING THE INNOCENT, AND DOING WHAT IS RIGHT EVEN IN THE FACE OF HARDSHIP.

(ACTUALLY I'D LIKE PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING!!!)

[Steve actually looks a little embarrassed at the compliment. He's never met someone that was so excited to see him. Well, besides maybe little children that really enjoyed his USO shows.]

I... I'm honored, sir.

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