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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!

PARTY AT MARSHALL! BURNING CHEMICALS OUTSIDE IN AN OLD OIL DRUM TO MAKE PRETTY COLORS! FOOD AND DRINKS! FREE "GOODS" TO AMERICAN CITIZENS! *WINK WINK*

AFTER PARTY AT DISSIMULO 1110. AND BY THAT I MEAN THE PARTY CONTINUES AT MY HOUSE FROM 4AM TO WHENEVER EVERYONE CRASHES FROM PARTYING TOO HARD.

YOU DON'T NEED TO BRING A PRESENT BUT I'D REALLY LIKE 'EM!

CHINA YOU ARE ONLY INVITED IF YOU HAVE FIREWORKS. NO TATSUMIS ALLOWED. I SEE YOU THERE, I WILL PUNCH YOU WITH MY FREEDOM FISTBLADE.

[ ooc: Since I'm lazy, I won't be setting up a log, but I'll have a comment at the top of this entry open for action. If you decide to throw a character at the "party," feel free to threadjack and talk with any other characters! Otherwise you're just stuck with America wallowing on you. You're also free to handwave it as "yeah they'll come by later and party with America all night awww yeah" since I'm sure everyone's busy for THE GREATEST DAY OF THE YEAR. Just let me know if you do want to handwave it!

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY FOOLS. ]

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[Not sure if she should say anything should she say anything fuck she forgot this day was coming up no wonder she's been feeling under the weather well at least it's not Amelia rubbing it in her face

she should be polite.] Happy birthday, dear.

[Not going anywhere near that party, sorry, sweetie.]

[ No it's just Alfred rubbing it in her face. Though to be fair he forgot about Mother's Day, which probably doesn't count but for the sake of RP I say it fucking counts. ]

THANKS ROSE! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ENGLAND AROUND? ARTHUR ENGLAND I MEAN. HE ALWAYS MOPES THIS TIME OF YEAR. I MEAN C'MON BRO IT'S BEEN LIKE A BAZILLION DECADES AND NOW WE'RE SPECIAL FRIENDS WHO SHARE MISSILES. GET OVER IT.

[ Wow that didn't sound homoerotic at all. ]

...ARE YOU GOING TO COME PARTY?

I haven't seen Arthur lately, dear. Just leave him be, he probably just wants some peace and quiet.

[ Share... Missiles... If that's not a euphemism, she might make a mental note of that for her own future. If it is a euphemism, she'll get right on suppressing that.

Also no she's not answering that last bit.]

BULLSHIT IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. IT'S TIME TO PARTY!!!!!!! HE LIKES THE BOTTLE ANYWAY THIS IS LIKE HIS PERFECT EXCUSE TO HANG OUT.

ACTUALLY NEVER MIND HE IS A TERRIBLE DRUNK.

ARE YOU COMING TO THE PARTY??????????????

[ as if he's going to let that drop. ]

We never get drunk, at worst we become just a little tipsy. Nothing to be embarrassed about.

I'm in the middle of a book. [No.]

MAYBE YOU DO, BUT YOU SHOULD SEE THIS GUY. RAGING SLOPPY DRUNK. SCREAMING, CRYING, DROOLING, PASSING OUT, MAKING ME DRAG HIM HOME AND TUCK HIM IN. I DON'T WANT THAT KIND OF DRAMA AT MY PARTY.

I MEAN I STILL WANT HIM TO STOP BY BUT ONLY IF HE PROMISES NOT TO BE A BUTT.

WAIT BOOK WHY.

NO.

PUT THE BOOK DOWN YOU CAN CONTINUE IT LATER.

I'm at a very crucial point in the story. I'm not stopping in the middle of a cliffhanger.

IT'S NOT LIKE TV!! YOU CAN ACTUALLY PUT THE BOOK DOWN AND START UP AGAIN LATER!!! IT'LL STILL BE THERE WHEN THE PARTY IS OVER MY BIRTHDAY ONLY COMES ONCE A YEAR COME ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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