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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!

PARTY AT MARSHALL! BURNING CHEMICALS OUTSIDE IN AN OLD OIL DRUM TO MAKE PRETTY COLORS! FOOD AND DRINKS! FREE "GOODS" TO AMERICAN CITIZENS! *WINK WINK*

AFTER PARTY AT DISSIMULO 1110. AND BY THAT I MEAN THE PARTY CONTINUES AT MY HOUSE FROM 4AM TO WHENEVER EVERYONE CRASHES FROM PARTYING TOO HARD.

YOU DON'T NEED TO BRING A PRESENT BUT I'D REALLY LIKE 'EM!

CHINA YOU ARE ONLY INVITED IF YOU HAVE FIREWORKS. NO TATSUMIS ALLOWED. I SEE YOU THERE, I WILL PUNCH YOU WITH MY FREEDOM FISTBLADE.

[ ooc: Since I'm lazy, I won't be setting up a log, but I'll have a comment at the top of this entry open for action. If you decide to throw a character at the "party," feel free to threadjack and talk with any other characters! Otherwise you're just stuck with America wallowing on you. You're also free to handwave it as "yeah they'll come by later and party with America all night awww yeah" since I'm sure everyone's busy for THE GREATEST DAY OF THE YEAR. Just let me know if you do want to handwave it!

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY FOOLS. ]

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[ Shizuo finds this all very awkward. ]

Woulda thought somethin like that'd freak girls out, you know? How's your hand even alive... I heard stuff about that - someone said you had a hook hand though. Chainsaws sound better than that, I guess. You should get a metal one, like a robot hand or something.

[ as he should ]

you would think but naw taiwan is a good sport

the alive part i dont even question anymore

like seriously this isnt even the strangest thing about my life

wow whoever said that doesnt know anything hooks are dumb why would i have a hook when i can have a wheeling death blade

a robot hand would be cool too

i dont know how id get one of those though

I don't want to know what is.

[ He cannot process anymore weird shit. ]

Who knows. Ask around. There are some smart people here. Or get the scientists to give you one next time they're feeling generous. You'd be like the Terminator.

[ as if his super strength wasn't strange enough, he also defies time and space and lives with an alien. russia's heart falls out, france magically appears in a flurry of rosepetals, and england sees fairies.

welcome to hetalia shizuo enjoy your stay. ]

whats a terminator

i dont want to terminate things i like things

a robo hand would be pretty cool but id want it to be like the swiss army knife of robo hands so itd have a knife and a chainsaw and a gun and a blowtorch and a shovel and itd be able to turn into all sorts of things

[ Shizuo has been thoroughly enjoying their shenanigans so far.

It's a stroke of luck Ikebukuro is pretty messed up too. Headless chicks, super strong bartenders, anti-grav parkour, motorcycles that neigh. He doesn't like to talk about it. ]

You've never seen Terminator? It's a movie... an American movie. [ That oughta do it. ]

Robots from the future and shit. And a lot of cool one-liners. But your version sounds cool I guess. I'd watch the movie though, it'll give you ideas.

[ well that all seems perfectly normal. ]

it is?/

i am from 1969 the last movie i saw was 2001 a space odyssey which was even better the second time when i was tripping out of my mind

is it a future movie

it sounds really rad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i want to watch it!!!!!!!

we should ask for a drive in theater even though we dont have cars i could ride my horse and everyone else could sit and we could all watch terminator and drink chocolate malts it would be groovy

[ Good times are had on Earth. ]

Yeah, you're in luck, it's a future movie. There are like three sequels too. It's pretty good, one of those cult classics, so you have to watch it.

... [ Why does this sound awesome to Shizuo. Send help. ]

I don't know about horses, but I like movies and I like chocolate malts. And popcorn. Maybe we can ask for a big projector and shoot the movie on the side of a building. That's kind of like a drive-in. Except people can bring chairs.

Edited 2012-08-03 17:37 (UTC)

YEAH!!!!

SORRY THIS WARRANTS CAPSLOck okay i turned if off now

it can be a whole big movie fest ill definitely ask the people in charge

ill ask for some like it hot because that one is funny and marilyn monroe is gorgeous and gone with the wind because scarlet ohara is a badass and lady and the tramp because cmon disney is awesome and if we want a horror movie id go with either night of the living dead or rosemarys baby those are pretty much classics though the collector is also pretty disturbing

i dont know about future movies so youll have to help with those suggestions but the terminator sounds good so far so i think youve got a good idea of what would be fun to watch

preferably american movies

we can make this happen!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's ok, caps lock is fine sometimes. If it's all the time you just look like you're yellin. I don't think I've seen any of those. Lady and the Tramp, probably, when I was little. Now, I usually just watched martial arts on TV or whatever. But maybe I should throw together a list of good ones. We could always put it to a vote or somethin. It'd keep people busy.

england always says that im louder than an artillery blast on a daily basis but i dont think im yelling because im not angry

i dont see many of those chinese karate action films since theyre hard to come by at my place so i only get to see them when i go to hong kongs house
and that isnt often

i vote yes
yes to movies!!!!!!
its rough enough around here without tv and i have been here for like three years without so much as a commercial to entertain me i am starved for movies of any kind

I never heard ya out loud. I dunno if I wanna now. But hey, martial arts flicks are great. Hong Kong is right. You haven't seen a movie in three years? Well what the hell are you waiting for. Set all this shit up, man.

yes you do i have a good voice and i can do almost any accent
im like a parrot

no its so sad!!! its like being stuck in the 19th century all over again
but lamer
we have got to do this movie thing man
where doing it man
where MAKING THIS HAPEN

... Where? I thought maybe the gym or somethin. Or somewhere with an auditorium. I think a lot of people would go.

hmmm well there is a movie theater but its kind of destroyed so id ont think that will work

gym at the high school should work
and then if thats not big enough theres a shitton of space in spero
point is we can find some space somewhere!!

Works for me. Make a field trip out of it. We can ask everyone when we're takin a poll on movie choices.

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