✪ A M E R I C A ✪ (Alfred F. Jones) ✪ (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
starspangledhero) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
discedo2012-07-04 06:58 pm
starspangledhero) wrote in discedo2012-07-04 06:58 pm
( text )
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!
PARTY AT MARSHALL! BURNING CHEMICALS OUTSIDE IN AN OLD OIL DRUM TO MAKE PRETTY COLORS! FOOD AND DRINKS! FREE "GOODS" TO AMERICAN CITIZENS! *WINK WINK*
AFTER PARTY AT DISSIMULO 1110. AND BY THAT I MEAN THE PARTY CONTINUES AT MY HOUSE FROM 4AM TO WHENEVER EVERYONE CRASHES FROM PARTYING TOO HARD.
YOU DON'T NEED TO BRING A PRESENT BUT I'D REALLY LIKE 'EM!
CHINA YOU ARE ONLY INVITED IF YOU HAVE FIREWORKS. NO TATSUMIS ALLOWED. I SEE YOU THERE, I WILL PUNCH YOU WITH MY FREEDOM FISTBLADE.
[ ooc: Since I'm lazy, I won't be setting up a log, but I'll have a comment at the top of this entry open for action. If you decide to throw a character at the "party," feel free to threadjack and talk with any other characters! Otherwise you're just stuck with America wallowing on you. You're also free to handwave it as "yeah they'll come by later and party with America all night awww yeah" since I'm sure everyone's busy for THE GREATEST DAY OF THE YEAR. Just let me know if you do want to handwave it!
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY FOOLS. ]
PARTY AT MARSHALL! BURNING CHEMICALS OUTSIDE IN AN OLD OIL DRUM TO MAKE PRETTY COLORS! FOOD AND DRINKS! FREE "GOODS" TO AMERICAN CITIZENS! *WINK WINK*
AFTER PARTY AT DISSIMULO 1110. AND BY THAT I MEAN THE PARTY CONTINUES AT MY HOUSE FROM 4AM TO WHENEVER EVERYONE CRASHES FROM PARTYING TOO HARD.
YOU DON'T NEED TO BRING A PRESENT BUT I'D REALLY LIKE 'EM!
CHINA YOU ARE ONLY INVITED IF YOU HAVE FIREWORKS. NO TATSUMIS ALLOWED. I SEE YOU THERE, I WILL PUNCH YOU WITH MY FREEDOM FISTBLADE.
[ ooc: Since I'm lazy, I won't be setting up a log, but I'll have a comment at the top of this entry open for action. If you decide to throw a character at the "party," feel free to threadjack and talk with any other characters! Otherwise you're just stuck with America wallowing on you. You're also free to handwave it as "yeah they'll come by later and party with America all night awww yeah" since I'm sure everyone's busy for THE GREATEST DAY OF THE YEAR. Just let me know if you do want to handwave it!
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY FOOLS. ]
text
You eat hotdogs and burgers, do you not? Along with those..."nachos"?
text
manufacture cheap productsread people.Maybe. Somewhat. A little........ ]
THATS RIGHT I'VE GOT SOME BURGERS THAT AREN'T REALLY COW MEAT BUT I'VE COOKED THEM WELL ENOUGH THAT THEY TASTE AS GOOD AS ANY FAST FOOD JOINT AND I'VE GOT SOME GOOD OLD CHILI NACHOS BECAUSE THOSE THINGS ARE THE SHIT.
text
text
IT'S A SURPRISE.
BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU IT IS AS SAFE AS ANY OTHER BURGER I'VE COOKED.
[ read: taco bell meat ]
text