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[maraudingprongs]

[There's an eye pressed up close to the screen... or as close as it can get, behind the wall of the glasses that James Potter is always wearing.]

...Bloody Muggle... whatsit...

[Comes the grumbling tone, under his breath. He's clearly not aware that the 'whatsit' is on as he pulls back to fidget with it, giving a last, valiant effort to make sense of it before giving up and tossing it to the ground.

The view now just shows half his head, far above and mostly sky.

He's failed (for the moment) at dealing with strange thing number two: so he'll go back to dealing with strange thing number one!

Which was--...where on earth was he?]

Portkey, maybe? Droll of them. Middle of nowhere, to boot... could at least have the decency to transport me some place pretty if they wanted to have an unfair duel.

[Though, even as he attributes the sudden move to the Death Eaters, he does find it odd that... none are about.

No one is attacking him, really.

'No one attacking' doesn't happen much, mid-war, behind enemy lines.

So if he's not behind enemy lines...]

Merlin... not going to figure it out just standing around here, James. May as well get a move on.

And stop talking to yourself. It's not an attractive quality...

[Really. The invisible people here in he-didn't-know-where might get the impression he was barking mad, if he didn't stop monologuing soon.]

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[tardisdiary]

It's good to know I'm not the only one that's woken up to this lovely vacation.

[maraudingprongs]

[Hah! He's glad to see he's not the only one with a sense of humor here.]

There seem to be a lot of us, actually.

Were your pillows properly fluffed? I found mine were only medium-fluffy. Nothing I hate more than medium-fluffy pillows on my vacations.

Let me know if you see the Manager; I'd like a word.

[tardisdiary]

[If she didn't have a sense of humor things would be rather dull and that's never a good thing.]

Oh I've noticed, that just means this vacation is a popular destination. I found my pillows properly-fluffed but they lacked the little mint. Such a pity really, I tend to like those.

[maraudingprongs]

Now that's much worse. Don't they know that our breath needs to be fresh and ready at any moment, for anything?

Honestly. I'm never staying here again..

[Giving a flamboyant huff; over-the-top acting, of course; James finally pitched a smile at her thereafter, a bit impish.]

I'm James Potter, by the by. And you are, my fellow unsatisfied guest?

[tardisdiary]

I'll have to agree with you there. This place is hardly worth a two star rating.

[She can't help but smile herself.]

Pleasure to meet you James. Your fellow unsatisfied guest goes by the name River Song.

[maraudingprongs]

Quite the name! I like it, loads of character.

You're as fresh here as I am, I take it?

[tardisdiary]

As Fresh as anyone can come off of facing death defying odds and then ending up in a place like this.