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Major deja vu goin' on. Big ol' influx of people outta nowhere? That sure isn't suspicious.

[ America looks like he's pondering very seriously for a few seconds--like he's trying to remember a dream, but only grasping at faint shadows--but quickly breaks out into a grin. Whatever he was thinking about, it either wasn't important enough to occupy his attention or he's doing a very good job of multitasking. ]

Welp, best get y'all situated huh!

[ He holds up his right hand--scratch that, the fucking chainsaw attached to the stump where his hand should be--and waves. ]

Before I launch into the longest and most unbelievable explanation any of you are gonna have to believe, I gotta ask: if any of you see my hand running around here, let me know. That sucker's devious. But don't worry! It hasn't strangled anyone or touched anyone weird as far as I know!

[ And if you don't run into America himself... well, you're certainly free to run into ~~Thing~~ his severed hand.

Welcome to Hetalia nothing is sense and everything is fuckery. ]

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Oh, I have no doubt that he's one of a kind. Besides, it's not so much the size that matters as what you can do with it, hm?

True enough. I can see you're a smart guy!

[ He grins. ]

Wanna see him? He's pretty friendly!

[ this can only end in awful. ]

[Oh, be still his heart... Actually, he probably knows what he really means. He's not completely retarded...]

I thought you'd never ask.

[ Sorry Jack, it's probably what you expect but not exactly what you want. Still, America looks pretty eager to show "it" off. ]

Okay, just wait here! I'll be back in a jiff!

[ He darts out of sight. A few minutes later he returns.

Sitting astride a small horse. ]

Here's Brody! He might not look like much, but this guy has lasted damn well through the apocalypse.

Wow. [His eyes sparkle with amusement.] How do you manage to fit him in your house all the time?

This is nothing. You should've seen it when I was keeping a monstrous bull in my apartment! Now they've all got their own field out in another town, but every now and then I take Brody for a long ride.

[ anddddd dismounting! which is much harder to do when one of your hands is a spinning blade of death, mind you. ]

Wanna take him for a spin? He ain't a ship, but better to be the captain of a horse than captain of nothing, right?

I haven't ridden a horse in a very long time. I think it'd be asking a bit much.

Oh c'mon, I bed you'd be fine! Most you gotta worry about is being a bit saddle sore if ya haven't ridden in a while.

[WHY DID YOU TYPE BED, I HATE YOU...]

I may have experienced that from time to time... [With horses, anyway.]

[ djalk;ejrwakl;rewjakbhlt;rjlk;d I MEANT BET goddamn it Harkness you inspire these typos. ]

Then nothing to fear, right?

Let's just say I'd be a little happier with some...supervision?

[ grinning ]

Two can fit in the saddle, if you'd be more comfortable with that.

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