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Major deja vu goin' on. Big ol' influx of people outta nowhere? That sure isn't suspicious.

[ America looks like he's pondering very seriously for a few seconds--like he's trying to remember a dream, but only grasping at faint shadows--but quickly breaks out into a grin. Whatever he was thinking about, it either wasn't important enough to occupy his attention or he's doing a very good job of multitasking. ]

Welp, best get y'all situated huh!

[ He holds up his right hand--scratch that, the fucking chainsaw attached to the stump where his hand should be--and waves. ]

Before I launch into the longest and most unbelievable explanation any of you are gonna have to believe, I gotta ask: if any of you see my hand running around here, let me know. That sucker's devious. But don't worry! It hasn't strangled anyone or touched anyone weird as far as I know!

[ And if you don't run into America himself... well, you're certainly free to run into ~~Thing~~ his severed hand.

Welcome to Hetalia nothing is sense and everything is fuckery. ]

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Uhhhhhh... [ "Do I know you?" he's about to say. Yeah, he's totally not making any connections here. But really, now that he's being offered sweets, he couldn't give a fuck. ]

...hhhhhhhhhSURE! Let's cook something up, whoever you are!

I'm Wang Yuèyǐng.

We'll have to save some for Mama, though.

Oh. [ doesn't ring any bells for him, but he'll just smile and accept that this guy has heard of him. ] ...Hi there!

I dunno if I've got enough for three people. I haven't gone out foraging in a while, so all I don't have much left over for baking.

Don't worry, I have plenty with me.

[He takes only one of his packs of pre-made cookie dough from the bag that was hanging from his shoulder.]

I also have the ingredients to make some lotus paste-filled bao~

[ he practically starts drooling at the cookie dough. he would eat it raw if no one else was around. ]

You said a lot of words I didn't understand and don't care about, so let's just focus on the cookies.

That's because it's a Chinese sweet. Anyway, where's your stove? I have a high metabolism, so I'm just as hungry as you are.