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[ There are no explanations. There are no sounds. Only art. ]





[ Someone is looking for her shoe, and according to her drawing, she is very distressed. Unfortunately, as seen by the strange blue scribbles around the artistic depiction of the shoe, it looks like the flood washed it away. But it seems she might be offering a reward, if anyone can read that orange shit scrawled on the sides.

Unfortunately for all parties involved, and unknown to all parties involved, something in the lake ate it. ]

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[tapdancinskelly]

[Brooke tilts his head left, and then he tilts his head right, and then he tilts his head left again. Then he tilts his whole body left. Was this some kind of zen riddle? A puzzle within a puzzle of literacy? It was fortunate that Brooke was half mad, otherwise this might start to drive him crazy.]

You're missing your hoot defender? ... oh wait! That could be an F...

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[tapdancinskelly]

[He finally pieces it together.]

YOHO! I've got it! You're missing your shoe, right?!

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D1NG D1NG D1NG D1NG D1NG!!!
LOOKS L1K3 W3 H4V3 SOM3ON3 W1TH H4LF 4 P4N!
WH1CH 1S 1RON1C B3C4US3 HOLY SH1T YOUR3 JUST BON3S
WOW HOW DO YOU 3V3N KNOW WH4T SHO3S 4R3

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[tapdancinskelly]

[He's not overly fond of writing in text, but he'll do it anyways.]

You think just because I'm boned, doesn't mean I don't wear shoes? Yohohoho! It would just be completely un-classy of me not to wear a fine pair of footwear.

Out of curiosity, just how old are you anyways?

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WO4H
P3RSON4L QU3ST1ON
>:o
YOUR3 N3V3R SUPPOS3D TO 4SK FOR 4 L4DYS 4G3!!!

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[tapdancinskelly]

Oh... My apologies. Sometimes my manners simply escape me, and I come off sounding like a completely uncouth gentleman. Please, bear it no mind my dear lady.

By the way, may I please see your panties? Yohohoho!

[Brooke... why do you do this to me? >_<]

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S1X
S1X SOL4R SW33PS OLD
4SSHOL3
>:[
>:[
>:[
>:[
CR33PY 4SSHOL3
>:[
>:[
>:[
>:[
>:[
>:[
YOUR H41R 1S DUMB

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[tapdancinskelly]

... See, this is why you should simply answer when someone asks about your age.

...

......

That would also explain your drawings.

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WH4TS WRONG W1TH MY DR4W1NGS

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[tapdancinskelly]

Nothing, they're perfectly normal for your age.

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4R3 YOU TRY1NG TO 1NSULT MY M4ST3RP13C3

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[tapdancinskelly]

Umm... no? Are you?

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NO
1 DONT TH1NK YOU UND3RST4ND
1 4M 4N 4RT1ST1C G3N1US
1 4M CR34T1NG L3G1T WORKS OF 4RT H3R3
1 C4NT 3V3N S33 TH1S SH1T 4ND 1 KNOW 1TS 4BSOLUT3LY 4M4Z1NG
BY 4LL ST4ND4RDS
NOT JUST MY 4G3 ST4ND4RDS

P3RH4PS YOUR3 J34LOUS???
TH4T WOULD 3XPL41N 4 LOT

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[tapdancinskelly]

... You're blind? I see... err... sorry.

Well... I must admit my artwork isn't much better as you can see here... I mean... hear? How do you even... perceive art?

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SM3LL
4ND T4ST3

HON3STLY
YOUR3 COMP4R1NG TH4T CR4P TO MY GR34T WORKS?
H4!
PFF4!
PPPPF444
1TS MUSCL3B34ST SH1T
1 C4N G1V3 YOU PROPS FOR TH3 SM4LL HOPB34ST
M1X1NG 1TS SUG4RY T4RTN3SS W1TH TH3 D3L1C1OUS CH3RRY BLOOD OF TH3 T1NY CR34TUR3S
BUT 1 TH1NK TH4T W4S MOR3 OF 4N 4CC1D3NT ON YOUR P4RT TH4N 4NY STROK3 OF G3N1US

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[tapdancinskelly]

Oh... That sounds interesting.

Well really now, you give my work far too little credit. I'm not sure if I want to give you part 2 now. Yohohoho!

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L3TS S33 YOU R3D33M YOURS3LF
PROV3 M3 WRONG

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[tapdancinskelly]

That doesn't sound like much for motivation.

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1LL B3 STUCK 4SSUM1NG TH3 WORST FOR3V3R 4ND 3V3R

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[tapdancinskelly]

*sigh*

Well, it's still not great motivation, but I'm feeling generous.

Here.

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M3H

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[tapdancinskelly]

Not much of a response.

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1 L1K3 TH3 F41RY
3V3N THOUGH TH3Y 4R3 USU4LLY MY L34ST F4VOR1T3

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[tapdancinskelly]

... That's unique.

[... it's because it looks like this, isn't it? -_-]

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[ shit you figured her out ]

H3R3 1 TH1NK 1 1MPROV3D V4STLY ON YOR SH1TTY STORYL1N3

[ She switches to video, showing another corner of the wall she's been drawing on. Beautiful art. ]