[eleventh fragrance] video/text

[bauhinia]

[ Hello, Discedians. It's been far too long since we had Drawing Adventures with Hong Kong, hasn't it? Since we're overdue for more, here we go. This time, it's a special occasion!

Okay, it's a little past due, but Hong Kong had a few other things on his mind when this was relevant. So now you get to go on a lovely adventure with him.

And… if you're a young'n, you might want to look away. Pretend this is a picture of bunnies and butterflies frolicking through a field of pretty flowers!

What it actually is, is some slightly questionable artwork of… England.

Yeah, Hong Kong is that shameless. He already got Japan, so his not-dad is apparently next on The List.

The first of these is a lovely and mostly subtle image of England with Portugal. Well, you'd only know that if you know Portugal, because most of the features are obscured, except for one or two key ones. C'mon, there's so much… UST.

No, there's no UST like the next drawing. The two kings of UST, no matter what France says about America. This is the best one, because it has the most attention to detail (and is probably the most explicit, since France would surely like that). Following that is one of England with Spain, though this one is again a little sketchy. Hong Kong doesn't really hang out with Spain a lot.

Or ever, really.

There's a definite pause here, like he's trying to decide what next. Oh, how about lady France? She was pretty cool. He considers lady England, but first, that's almost too much, and second, she'd probably find a way to kill him dead. Sorry dad, he's way more afraid of her. :'| ]

happy birthday. any other requests?

[ Isn't he just. So beautifully cryptic. ]

Comments

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[bauhinia]

I dunno, he's got some weird UST with like, half the planet.

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[eyeforaneye]

I don't understand.

[video]

[bauhinia]

Yeah, you don't wanna, trust me.

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[eyeforaneye]

I'll take your word for it.

[video]

[bauhinia]

Good. Good idea. You'll be happier for it, promise. Never meddle in the affairs of empires.

[video]

[eyeforaneye]

I don't like politics.

[video]

[bauhinia]

See, that's a good sign.

[video]

[eyeforaneye]

Is it?

[video]

[bauhinia]

Yeah, it is. Getting mixed up in it just gives you a headache, promise.

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[eyeforaneye]

I know that.

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[bauhinia]

Well, you're a smart guy.

[video]

[eyeforaneye]

By now I should be.

[video]

[bauhinia]

You're only like, 17, aren't you?

[video]

[eyeforaneye]

What difference would it make either way?

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[bauhinia]

I'm just saying you've got a lot of knowledge for someone who isn't that old.

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[eyeforaneye]

I am old enough. We have different concepts of it.

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[bauhinia]

Yeah, because I'm ten times your age. [ Just saying. ]

[video]

[eyeforaneye]

[ He knows this, or at least knows Hong Kong is unusual in that way, but it still is strange to hear. ]

What we experience is what makes us age, not the passing of time.

[video]

[bauhinia]

Yeah, no kidding. I know you've seen a lot for someone your age. I wasn't trying to say you hadn't or anything, y'know?

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[eyeforaneye]

I'm sure you've seen a lot yourself.

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[bauhinia]

A few things, yeah. [ He sort of half-shrugs. ]

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[eyeforaneye]

I won't ask further.

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[bauhinia]

Because you don't wanna pry?

[video]

[eyeforaneye]

Sure. If it bothers you.

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[bauhinia]

Not really, I'm used to it. Like, everything that happens to us gets written down and put in a history book anyway.